short leash

To keep control over somebodys activities.

Edward always has to gext his girlfriend where he's going. She's keeping him on a short leash.

by entwinedways February 13, 2020

leash candy

A dog that someone has gotten just to look good and/or a very goodlooking dog.

Guy #1: "Hey man, look at that girl's leash candy."
Guy #2: "Yeah, that is one handsome Golden Retreiver!"

by Blargman March 6, 2007

Lesmerized

To be spellbound or enthralled by lesbians.

The two girls kissing held me suddenly lesmerized.

by whereischucks September 14, 2009

at least I have sex

Said by someone who is not very involved in some activity routinely as an answer to "look what can I do in (insert the activity here)! You cannot do something like that!" line.
Most common used when someone is boasting about his computer/gaming skills.

-Hey! Look at this cool program I wrote! Can you do that?
-no, but at least I have sex...

by ...:::HTMLCODER.exe:::... August 6, 2008

Ford Lease

A contract between Ford and a customers posterior.
Also includes a sub-par vehicle that disappears after the term of the lease expires leaving the customer in bewilderment at the vacant hole in their bank account and the throbbing from their backside.

Also known as "The Buttfuck"

Regular use -
Ford: "You're late for your Ford Lease payments this month."
Customer: "Please use lube..."

Slang use -
Geoff: "So Ford Leased you?"
Andrey: "Yup, right in the rear wiper."

by Geoff L May 22, 2005

Leashpotato

A potato with a leash around it; commonly used as a pet.

I can't go to the party tonight, I have to walk my leashpotato.

by F-Chan July 27, 2005

Legsma

Egsma on the legs. It sucks dick.

Diana: Jeffrey, what is that on your legs? Herpes?

Jeff: Na, just legsma. It sucks dick.

by Jhanddzzz August 7, 2010