Trent Lott

person who said:

"When Strom Thurman ran for president, we voted for him! We're proud of it! And if the rest of the country had followed our lead, we wouldn't have had all of these problems over all of these years either."

and.....

"If we had elected this man 30 years ago, we wouldn't be in the mess we are today." 1980

about the guy who said,

"What I want to tell you...Ladies and Gentlemen...That there's not enough troops in the Army...to force the southern people to break down segregation and admit the nigger race into our theatres, into our swimming pools, into our homes and into our churches."
-- Strom Thurman, 1948.

"I saw Trent Lott at the country club Tuesday and he said "problems" and "mess" are just fancy political words for niggers."

by jonny hotcakes January 7, 2004

Mudchute Lottery

A polite, kid friendly, office-appropriate alternative to saying you've just been "fucked or screwed in the ass" by someone or as the result of an unfortunate event.

I heard you were late and the boss chewed you out. Pam took credit for my proposal too. Man, you just can't win can you? Actually, it's my lucky day. I keep winning the mudchute lottery!

by JKTheTrendsetter December 3, 2010

Whole lotta gang shit

A whole lot of illegal shit!

Man let's go out tonight and do a whole lotta gang shit

by Edogcrazy November 29, 2017

Ray Liotta

The act of re-enacting the scene from Goodfellas where Ray Liotta pistol whips the shit out of the neighbour who tried to get on his wife, on whoever deserves it. Follow these steps; approach your opponent nice and steady, grab him/her by the hair right above the forehead (you could also grab beard if no hair is present, or an ear if no hair OR beard is present), and begin to pummel the face with your fist, a rock, a solid piece of fruit, etc.

"what do you want fucko, you want something?"
*Ray Liotta pistol whips the shit out of neighbour*

or

husband: "Can you make me a sandwich?"
wife: "Make your own damn sandwich!"
husband "You wanna get fuckin' Ray Liotta'd?!"

by monfeces August 31, 2012

Trent Lott

A senator from Mississippi who, when he spoke, didn't have enough brain cells to think of what he said, and put his foot in his mouth....

Trent Lott said he supported Strom Thurmond's segregationist campaign in 1948. Let's think about this logically. YOU DO NOT SAY THAT IN THIS DAY AND AGE!!!
what a fool...

by culturalstudent June 15, 2003

Lott

The name (almost always the last name) of a person that excels in most, if not all aspects of life.

Homie 1: Look at that big douche-fag.
Homie 2: Hey lint-licker, whats your name?
Lott: (insert first name) Lott! You might remember it from when your girlfriends yelled it out while copulating with you the other night.
Homie 1: Hey you litt--
Homie 2: DON'T TALK BACK, HE SAID HE WAS A LOTT, FOR FUCK SAKES. LETS GTFO OF HERE BEFORE HE MAKES US HIS BITCH.

by James Lott March 30, 2009

Asian lottery

N. Refers to "winning" the dating game by marrying an Asian woman who becomes even more attractive after gaining a few pounds.

She got married last year and can't fit in her wedding dress any more, but it looks like the weight went straight to her chest. She must have gone from a B-cup to a double-D.

Yeah, her husband won the Asian lottery.

by Sparxva July 29, 2011