Laser Vagina Surgery

The technical term for the procedure your dog has when she is spay'd.

Also the cosmetic procedure for correcting a mangled vagina.

I hope I neverhave to have Laser Vagina Surgery. That is one place a laser should never be.

God your vagina looks amazing. You have to give me the number to Laser vagina Surgeon.

by Banana Wiggles February 4, 2007

laser vision

a super power everyone wishes they had.

you wouldnt call me queer if i could shoot lasers out my eyes! LASER VISION!

by ally pow January 6, 2006

Ford Lease

1 the biggest mistake you could have ever made
2 the signing over of every dollar you make for a piece of sh!t

1 you mean he not only bought a ford but has a lease on it. lmfao
2 what happened to his retirement? well he signed a ford lease and the piece of sh!t hasn't worked since it came of the assembly line

by bro joe January 14, 2009

anna-lease

it is a female gypsy that lives in a caravan or cardboard box eaiting beans over a campfire

shut up you anna-lease

by n.g.e+orange January 15, 2008

Dynamite with a laser beam

1. Lyrics from the song "Killer Queen" by the band Queen.

2. Another term used as a synonym to "awesome." Awesome in such a way that it is frightening or alarming.

3. Forward or intimidating.

"Tell me... why are people afraid of me?" "Because you're dynamite with a laser beam."

by Avian.Crane July 23, 2009

lasermazing

The ultimate in adjectives when describing something so cool, it's on a whole nother level. That being "lasermazing". The highest there is, and right below that is just laser.

"Dude, that comic was totally lasermazing".

by duplo June 11, 2004

laserface

In short, Philip Rivers and the many retarded facial expressions he makes during games. Similar to ManningFace, but funnier.

Man, Rivers was sure giving us some great laserface this past Sunday.

by theamazingk January 22, 2009