monument_of_lament

A TikTok user who posts the most irrelevant shit ever known to man. Watching their videos will make you decompose into a pile of sentient dust.

Person 1: bro so you watch monument_of_lament on TikTok?
Person 2: I’m a fucking pile of dust you bastard

by FemboyWithSmarts May 12, 2022

Barry's Lament

When you pass a swift, upset sounding fart that makes you look like a dipshit.

On the morrow I shall pass a quick Barry's Lament.

by PoseidonMaker420 February 29, 2024

Bingo's Lament

Bingo's Lament is sung by Bingo Healer in the 'Butterflies' episode of the children's TV series 'Bluey':

Poor little bug on the wall, Jing Jing.

No one to love him at all, Jing Jing.

No one to tickle his toes, Jing Jing.

No one to blow his nose, Jing Jing.

Bingo's lament is the sadest song in the world.

by k2857 June 24, 2025

post-trans lament

post-trans lament
/ˌpoʊst ˌtrænz ləˈmɛnt/
noun
The grief, regret, or existential sorrow experienced by a transgender individual, after gender transition. Often involving mourning the loss of their pre-transition identity or body; disappointment with surgical or hormonal outcomes; or recognition that transition did not resolve underlying psychological distress. Context - “the post trans lament made their body dysphoria a persistent agonizing existence.”

I'm sitting in bed crying because I miss my breasts so much. I got top surgery when I was 18, I'm 27 now.
I made a huge mistake and have Post-Trans Lament

by HippocratesHasSpoken November 15, 2025