by This is a shiiit show November 23, 2021

by NylonPimp August 21, 2025

When your drunk and you send an embarrassing text to your girlfriend/boyfriend and he/she remembers but you dont.
Girl: he went out with his mates last night.
Friend: oh right what happened?
Girl: he sent me a DEATH LAUNCH!!
Friend: how bad was it?
Girl: Bad, but at least he wont remember!!!
Friend: oh right what happened?
Girl: he sent me a DEATH LAUNCH!!
Friend: how bad was it?
Girl: Bad, but at least he wont remember!!!
by The Unforgetable June 1, 2011

by McNiggason May 19, 2015

A powerful catch phrase with the ability to tell everyone in the surrounding area that something amazing is about to happen. When you launch the beast the phrase has to be said to let everyone know that the beast is being launched and this will get everyone watching. Commonly used right before a bungee jump.
by Rambo Jambo June 14, 2010

*virgin*: Hey bro, I’m about to smash Vanessa tonight!
*bro*: Nice man, just try not to throw up from excitement or blow up on the launch pad lmaoooo!
*bro*: Nice man, just try not to throw up from excitement or blow up on the launch pad lmaoooo!
by Mr.krabbs January 18, 2019

The guy must begin jerking himself off while the girl counts down as though commanding a NASA launch.
"T minus 10..."
"9..."
"8..."
If the craft blows its load prior to the girl reaching the count of zero, she says the phrase, "Houston, we have a problem." The guy must then try again before Nixon calls and mandates a launch reschedule.
"T minus 10..."
"9..."
"8..."
If the craft blows its load prior to the girl reaching the count of zero, she says the phrase, "Houston, we have a problem." The guy must then try again before Nixon calls and mandates a launch reschedule.
by RelevantRaven February 16, 2021
