Rocket Launch

When you feed your women many laxative's then proceed to eat here ass while she launches on face.

Yo, I linked that thick bitch and I initiated a Rocket Launch

by This is a shiiit show November 23, 2021

Launch a democrat

Defecate. Take a dump. Drop the Obamas off at the pool.

After eating a huge lunch and drinking four cups of coffee, I definitely had to launch a democrat.

by NylonPimp August 21, 2025

DEATH LAUNCH

When your drunk and you send an embarrassing text to your girlfriend/boyfriend and he/she remembers but you dont.

Girl: he went out with his mates last night.

Friend: oh right what happened?

Girl: he sent me a DEATH LAUNCH!!

Friend: how bad was it?

Girl: Bad, but at least he wont remember!!!

by The Unforgetable June 1, 2011

shuttle launch

When your male dog's penis (aka red rocket) starts to poke out of its sheath.

Justin's dog was preparing for liftoff, as the shuttle launch was commencing.

by McNiggason May 19, 2015

Launch the Beast

A powerful catch phrase with the ability to tell everyone in the surrounding area that something amazing is about to happen. When you launch the beast the phrase has to be said to let everyone know that the beast is being launched and this will get everyone watching. Commonly used right before a bungee jump.

Holy shit check out that guy hes about to launch the beast!

by Rambo Jambo June 14, 2010

Blow up on the launch pad

To blow up on the launch pad means to ejaculate on a woman’s pelvis or vagina before even entering.

*virgin*: Hey bro, I’m about to smash Vanessa tonight!

*bro*: Nice man, just try not to throw up from excitement or blow up on the launch pad lmaoooo!

by Mr.krabbs January 18, 2019

Lunar Launch

The guy must begin jerking himself off while the girl counts down as though commanding a NASA launch.
"T minus 10..."
"9..."
"8..."

If the craft blows its load prior to the girl reaching the count of zero, she says the phrase, "Houston, we have a problem." The guy must then try again before Nixon calls and mandates a launch reschedule.

Clearly you've never seen a Lunar Launch...

by RelevantRaven February 16, 2021