Lapping

The act of punching a hole in the bottom of a beer can with simply one's thumb in order to obtain a perfect opening to shotgun said beer.

An expert lapping would entail using ones lower canine tooth to pierce the top of the just shotgunned beer and tear off the cap of the beer.

"I want to shotgun! who has a key?"
"We dont need keys, Dan's lapping the beers for us!"

"Hey, guys! I just lapped my first beer!"

"Wow, I'm drunk. I just got dont lapping about 6 beers in a row."

"How did you do that!?"
"I just lapped it"

"He can lapp beers!?"
"yeah he's a lapper!"

by BigD229 October 24, 2011

Lapsing

Short for when you have had your ass fucked so hard or you’ve pounded someone’s ass so relentlessly that the anus is prolapsing.

I can’t do anything today after last night. I’m lapsing.

I need to get to the doctor. I’m lapsing.

I left her laying on the bed lapsing.

by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2018

Lapilap Lap

Lapilap Lap is a french slang word originating from the projects districts outside Paris. The term has multiple meanings depending on the situation it is used in. One of the most common uses of the term is to express that you can relate to someone in your presence. But it can also be used as a happy greeting or a mutual dislike of a topic or person.

Person 1: "I can't get this report to work, my laptop keeps freezing!"
Person 2: Lapilap Lap!"
Person 1: "Thanks for the support, *sigh* I'll go get a cup of coffee while it restarts."

by Eklundz February 12, 2021

lapriee

He is a goat at basketball and 2k and will take ur girl. Names of dudes that not better than him at nothing (=. (quentin jamar dewayne jaylin javen and jeremiah.

Person: Yo is that the 2k goat lapriee

Other Person: Yes it is that handsome goat

by sophia Carpenter January 27, 2020

froth lapping

Performing oral sex on a female after a gangbang. Named for the white creamy froth that appears after vigourous sex.

After a participating nice afternoon train, Earl likes to go froth lapping for hours.

by Lunchbox aka Tons of Fun July 8, 2006

laporte high school

the place you shouldnt send your kids. walking through the hallways you will mostly see the preppy white boys that think they are g-eazy and walk through the halls thinking they are all bad because they smoked weed once. dont forget about the preppy white girls too. they are the ones you can smell from far away because of how much perfume they have on, and because of their absurd style of dressing, like this really isnt the 1950's? anyways, we also have the sluts which (stay away from them) might give you herpes just by looking at them, and oh yeah, the wanna be gangbangers. yanno, the black dudes that walk through the hallways with their ass hanging out screaming, "man, tanya got a fatass dawg, im bout to hit that shit right after school" with all there friends screaming on. and by the way, the teachers are also fucked up. dont let them fool you, they may seem nice the first 2 weeks or so, but afterwards they usually pick favorites (the preppy kids) and by then abandon all hope. but dont ever send your kids here.

Laporte High School is full of preppy white kids.
Your right dude, btw, you tryna smoke a blunt?
sure bro

by ejack456 May 25, 2016

lapkin

My three year old daughter explained it this way, "You can't call it a napkin, mommy cause it covers your lap."

Likewise, she explained that raindots are not rain drops because once they hit the windshield they are no longer falling. Out of the mouthes of babes!

Oh, nooooo! I spilled piss-bus-getti on my nice lellow lapkin!

by mama biblio techa April 28, 2011