klee

KLEE = GOD

klee is so gr8 she is = to god

by FTGbabe May 1, 2009

brown county kleenex

while giving a cincinnati bowtie the woman sneezes in your anus as if using it as a kleenex, it is called brown county kleenex because the location of the sneeze is most likely brown and the word was created in brown county ohio thus putting it on the map!

dude i hate winter all the women get colds and give me the brown county kleenex! i shit boogers for weeks

by hubie&auschwitz May 1, 2010

kleffner

an irish word meaning to have a large penis.

OMG he is so kleffner when he took his pants off!

by Lights out March 24, 2005

kleepharesis

A skin condition, usually affecting the face, that is marked by red bumps similar to measles or chicken pox.

Did you see that man's face? It was all red and nasty, I think he had kleepharesis.

by gollen October 9, 2003

Kleeving

The act of making sweet, sweet love to your couch

What the Fuck dude, why is your couch all sticky!? Have you been Kleeving again!

by Boy in Red July 21, 2008

Keef Splat

A small amount of keef added to the top of a loaded weed bowl to spice it up.

If you let me smoke that bowl with you, i'll add a keef splat since i'm all of out weed man.

by AK&JC November 14, 2017

kleecher

A kleecher is a person who collects other people's shits. Normally they hang around public toilets waiting to pounce before people flush.

That guy in the toilets is a kleecher!

by Shug89 October 17, 2018