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Kelly Johnson

Clarence "Kelly" Johnson.
Legendary Chief Research Engineer at Lockheed. This guy designed the p-38, the Connie, the f-80, the f-104, the U-2, the Blackbird.
Serious kick-ass genius this Kelly Johnson, not like the cocksucking Kelly Johnsosn bitches in this page...
These bitches dont deserve to be called Kelly Johnson
by Hugh G Rection February 17, 2005
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Keller, TX

Keller, TX. Which refers to everything before the railroad tracks. Across the railroad tracks- your address may be Keller- but ladies and gentleman you do not pay taxes to Keller, therefore you do not live in KELLER. The water tower says it all, as the cliché high school shirt proclaims, "KELLER HOME OF THE INDIANS" not Chargers or Panthers or whatever that other school they just built is called. Keller "THE REAL KELLER" consists of middle and upper middle class whites living in identical houses parallel to one another with immaculate lawns in large subdivisions. Football, sweet tea, school pride, and the largest cars you can find are a few of the common things of this town.

Past 10pm it is a ghost town, everyone resorts to Southlake town center with the middle school refugees, the drug dealership of Keller (Whataburger), the only open till 11pm Sonic, or Billy Bobs where everyone tries to pretend they are as hick as can be.

Keller was voted the 7th best place to live by Money magazine, God knows why. Oh yes that's another topic, God. Keller is home of church row. You have churches here and there and everywhere. Every Sunday from 11-2pm the church crowd fills every restaurant from Snooty Pig to Joe's Pasta and Pizza in a heartbeat.

Keller residents (half of them living in Hidden Lakes, the largest neighborhood known to man) know that they live a stereotypical Southern Suburban life, but they love the charm and class of Keller, as long as you exclude over the tracks.
Keller, TX
by ClassicSoutherner February 6, 2013
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Kellie

A noun used to describe a person of extreme attractiveness.
"Oh man check out that total Kellie, I would so tap that."
by KellieW September 5, 2006
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Kellee

Kellee is an outspoken funny girl who know how to bump and grind. She isn't afraid of being the center of attention but is the first person to help someone in need. She tells good jokes and has people laughing.
Did you see that Kellee on the dancefloor?
by PacodelTaco199999999999 February 3, 2010
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Brian Kelly

An extraordinarily angry, red-faced fat man who yells so hard at teenagers when they make mistakes that he appears to be taking a huge shit in his pants and having a heart attack simultaneously.
Damn! Did you see that guy pull a Brian Kelly???
by LittleGiant#8 September 14, 2011
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Do the Helen Keller

Demand to communicate with your body! Not to be confused with sign language. Man slang for "shut up and dance."
Shush, girl. Hush your lips. Do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips.
by Seventothanine April 18, 2010
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Kelly

A genuinely amazing person that is very cute and lovable that is thought to already be taken because she is so damn hot
Kelly is so hot but most likely already taken cuz she so hot
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