A sexual position, involving a minimum of 5 people (4 of which are men), where each man chooses an eye or ear. Then they ejaculate in each eye and ear, causing the semen recipient be deaf, blind, "dumb", and covered in semen. Just like Helen Keller.
by inthePoopShoot November 16, 2008
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by Todbeastchigger August 02, 2018
The act of fucking a girl till climax and cumming in her eyes and ears. You then knock her out and when she wakes up, she won’t be able to see or hear.
by ESPO579 October 06, 2019
In the card game Wizard, its when you lay down all your hands without regard for what your opponents have. A variation is also the double Hellen Keller for double points if you win/lose
O snap, the mutha fucker trumped you with a double hellen keller.. (much animation) IE.. you were just beat by somebody with no idea what the fuck was going on...
by SkankPile June 19, 2006
This is a complex maneuver involving three separate actions.
1) When a chick is giving you head you pull out and come in her eyes rendering her blind
2) You stick your fingers in her ears rendering her deaf.
3) You put your dick back in her mouth rendering her speechless
thus the helen keller
1) When a chick is giving you head you pull out and come in her eyes rendering her blind
2) You stick your fingers in her ears rendering her deaf.
3) You put your dick back in her mouth rendering her speechless
thus the helen keller
by Thisisforjaredandbock January 27, 2010
When you cum on a girls eyes and ears, then you blowdry it, then fuck her as she squirms around and screams
by Tim Amazing October 25, 2007