bottom keeper

Someone you keep around just in case your current relationship with your boyfriend/girlfriend falls apart. Thus saving you the work and search of your partner for your"rebound relationship".

Guy 1: Who's that ugly chick I always see you with when your not with your girlfriend?
Guy2: That's Tracy, shes just a bottom keeper, you know kinda like a "bottom feeder".
Guy1: Ha Ha.

by FAWKGIRL January 10, 2014

chip the keeper

a term commonly used in soccer, this term also refers to an underground sexual fetish that is one of many to employ varying degrees/types of sexual acts involving snack food (Doritos, Fritos, etc.), the most popular of which - in this particular ftish act - are "Lay's Rippled Potato Chips." Often, a "Chip Fetishist" - or Chipisht, as they call themselves - will crumble Lay's Potato Chip products over the body of one's lover and the two people will proceed to rub their bodies together until their skin reaches an optimal oily texture. The secreted scent of the Lay's Potato Chip is considered an aphrodisiac by Chipishts. This particular action is called 'chipping the keeper.'

Tonight, babe, we should chip the keeper. You bring the Lay's, I'll bring the dip.

by kdawg April 10, 2003

Cap keeper

someone who keeps the coke rewards caps for the 3-point codes to try and win the crap coke can't even sell.

Chris: Holy Hell! Did you see that?

Jack: See what?

Chris: That Cap keepers stack! It almost toppled over when I sat on the couch, I mean if those paper codes weren't there...It would have been a massacre.

by Joni Miller July 1, 2008

zoo keeper

someone that only seems to fuck fat ugly chicks

joe: dude did you see the chick brendan brought home last night?
kevin: yeah shit was disgusting dude, your boys a regular zoo keeper

by jimmy football2002 May 18, 2010

zoo keeper

someone who puts up with your shit...

zoo keeper... self explanitory

by Mark C. McKenna September 26, 2010

keeeeeeeviiiiiiin

A term of endearment for a person with the name Kevin; Usually followed with banter and laughter.

Person one: Hey, Kevin!
Kevin: No response
Person one: Keeeeeeeviiiiiiin...
Kevin: Oh herro dere!
Person one: Don't you use that tone with me!
*both laugh

by Keypassion December 23, 2011

Crypt Keeper

Female so old and decrepit that she resembles the very route of all evil.

Man check out that Crypt Keeper !

Dude yeah, Dianne Feinstein is straight evil, she's straight Crypt Keeper status.

by SurferWordSmithy May 8, 2018