To The Kardashian File

A place to send fluff news of no importance about no-talent celebutants who are merely famous for being famoue.

BOB: I read that Melissa Rivers will be making a personal appearance at the mall today.
RAY: Send that To The Kardashian File.

by Red Sam Black June 23, 2011

Pull a Kardashian

When you become famous for making a sextape

Sydney was trying to pull a Kardashian but no one wanted to watch that shizzznit.

by DuhReelDeelDawhg April 25, 2014

Karashia

Originated in the first African American Town, Brooklyn, Illinois. Carrie Bell-Millard, a school teacher of 45 years, arrange letters, to form the name Karashia. Karashia is Mary Adams; and, Fred and Carrie Bell-Millard's oldest grand daughter.

Karashia was born to Albert and Joyce (Millard) Tabbs on November 9, 1967 at 9:10am.

by zpbk6 February 3, 2010

kardashiversary

A 72-day period of time in any relationship, especially between homosexuals.

Based on the statement by "Weird Al" Yankovic that "72 Days is now an official unit of time known as a Kardash", referencing Kim Kardashian's filing for divorce from Kris Humphries citing "irreconcilable differences" after a mere 72 days.

Kardashian earned $17.9 million USD by wedding Humphries, but it's the gays who will ruin the sanctity of marriage.

Raymond: Our 10th kardashiversary is 03.21 in 2012.
Derek: Also our 2-year is 04.01.
Raymond: That's not nearly the landmark that's the 10-kardash. Come now, let's celebrate the milestones that matter!

by rei_saru November 3, 2011

Kim Kardashian

A human-deer hybrid genetically engineered to have a big butt. That stars in a reality TV show about nothing.

Mate did you hear about that escaped deer, she has been turned into a human and now she is famous. Her name is Kim Kardashian

by nintendo fan August 29, 2015

Kim Kardashian

A Woman/Doll who has enough Botox in her lips to smooth out Trump’s what one face.

Kim Kardashian’s butt is so big you could land a helicopter on it and still have plenty of space!

by UrbanFool101 August 20, 2018

kardashian

Armenian phrase adopted into the American lexicon. translated... " mamma be a pimp." Woman who runs her daughters as whores.sexworkerprogenitor

No wonder she got AIDS and her ass is in jail. Her mother was a kardashian.

by allendale August 11, 2012