st. micheal's kale

A term for marijuana used by vegans.
Yo Barbara, is your St. Micheal's kale gluten free?
No, but it is pretty lit and free range.
by Brotwurst1 June 19, 2018
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Pull a kale

Pull a kale is or pulling a kale mostly used with online friends
Pull a kale is when you look for someone's general location with clues preferably with consent

Person: may I pull a kale
2person:yes we'll I live in Canada
Person: let me guess is it Saskatchewan
2person: yes

Person: is it Regina

2person: yes you are good at "pulling a kale"
by Pull a kale April 20, 2020
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Christian Kale

It's Christian Bale, but with kale for head!
Wow. That kale just looks like Christian Kale!
by CptDoge November 14, 2016
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kale klux klan

1.
U.S. History. a secret hate group in the southern U.S., active for several years after the Civil War, which aimed to suppress the newly acquired rights of people that eat animals and to oppose carnivores from the North, and which was responsible for many lawless and violent proceedings.

2. a term for a person that is militant and/or a bigot about their veganism / vegetarianism
1. "have you ever met Cyndi Cornstock before?"
"no."

"well she just joined the kale klux klan and quit talking to me because i like bacon."
by Scott Mortion November 02, 2017
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kale

if your name is kale you’re a whore, you probably copy everything everyone does, you’re probably a lying skank, and you are super annoying
“hi i’m a bitch!”
who are you?”
“i’m kaley” - Charley
by rollinginturf October 22, 2022
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Kale

Kale is a all around skinny Twat.
If you meet kale, you better turn around and run for your life.
Person 1 - 'i saw kale the other day'
Person 2 - 'kale is such a twat"
by Cabinator January 07, 2022
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Kale

I'm white, so i eat Kale.
by My pp is wet April 08, 2021
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