kaiser permanente

noun, it's a shityass heath care organization that provides people with one stop healthcare shopping. It's a completely overrated lame ass not-for-profit hospital, where it takes 1 hour of holding on the phone before you can get an appointment and an additional hour once you're in the building it takes another hour before the doctor admits you, who only has 15 minutes to meet w/ you before he/she is off to another patient. My advice...stay home and don't bother w/ KP

"(cough, cough)"
"Should I call Kaiser Permanente to make an appointment?...nah, by the time i get to see a doctor my cold will be gone"

by Kp-hater August 17, 2006

kaisered

To be called out and chastised by superiors at work for being on the internet (mainly www.illiniboard.com) too much

"So I was posting something on the deuce when my boss walked up to my desk and I knew I was kaisered"

by Pater August 13, 2003

Kaiser

A slang term for people who are arrogant, full of themselves, and real faggety. Fag bags!

"Dude, that guy is such a kaiser!"
"You are totally kaising out man!"
"You are such a kais!"
"Sorry for getting all kaiser on you"

by rotohomo March 17, 2009

kaiser

To spend an entire night trying for a girl only to go back to her place and reject her advances because you'd rather get to know her better first.

Guy 1: Yo I had such a good time with this girl last night.
Guy 2: Ohh nice, so you got it in?
Guy 3: Nah man I totally Kaiser'd her. Why won't she text me back!?!

by Wifin on the phone gimme $20 November 3, 2011

kaiser

To be caught masturbating.

To masturbate.

Named in honor of a certain individual at PHS, who had a hard time keeping his pants on.

I went eleven days without kaisering, and when I did, I blew the roof off.

That was a tough workout, I'm gonna kaiser as soon as I get home.

I had a ton of studying to do, and I couldn't stop myself from kaisering to relieve stress.

by Boo Radley of Penfield April 1, 2007

kaiser

1. some one with a big penis that is hot
2. some one who is hung like a horse

omg stephanie he is a kaiser

by beast head June 16, 2008

Kainered up

Completely messed up or stupid.
The manner in which one has too much to drink and becomes intoxicated beyond reasoning. And your friends wonder how you got so kainered up.

When you’re so intoxicated you yourself believe you are sober. Then insist you are in fact ok to drive.

Dude was so Kainered up he passed out beside his truck.

by ImKaineredup June 20, 2023