Jose

Most awesomest person in the world besdies Elisa

Jose is so cool, but Elisa is cooler

Jose is so raw dieezel

Jose is Rawsome an cooler than Elisa Villa Way cooler

by Elisa Villa January 16, 2009

Jose

The fattest person on earth, he has friends named Kevin, Nick and Ash.

Omg it’s a jose! PLEASE YOU GUYS DONT DO THIS TO ME!!

by Owwoowens July 12, 2020

jose

will steal your girl and would make you cry he would probably slap you and make very corny jokes but he’s still that git

jose just talked about life

by no\name May 17, 2018

Jose

The mexican immigrant who sells oranges by the roadstop in El Paso.

Guy 1: Hey can you give me an orange?
Guy 2: We'll get on the roadstop on 5 minutes, then you can buy some from Jose.

by Rumpelstiltskin The Jew February 4, 2014

jose

1.(noun)a big hairy brown male; usually mexican

"DAMN, that guy's hairy...he looks like jose."

by the person next 2 u October 19, 2008

Jose

A Fucking asshole that is really unloyal, and tells you that he loves you and then leaves you and doesn't care how much it hurts you.

Person: "I'm going out with Jose tonight!"
Person2: "Oh, keep your eye on him, he'll cheat on you"

by ThaBlondie1253 February 23, 2015

Jose

A man whose legs are so hairy, he looks like the half boy/half beast creature on Narnia.

Damn dude, I know you must be hot cuz you got that Jose going on and it's 100 degrees outside.

by Stew-Pac August 20, 2010