Jonfather

A man who has developed a habit for Prostitutes

Mattys picken up another hooker tonight...Yea man He's the Jonfather

by T-rob123 July 1, 2009

Jonah Nut Sandwich

Tis when you ejaculate semen upon a peanut butter and fluff sandwich originally

Girl: Hey what is this sandwich it is sooo good.
Me: It is my classic Jonah Nut Sandwich

by RCCMMJNC December 1, 2017

Big Dick Jonah

Not particularly liberal, socialist or anarchist. Just Jonah with a big dick.

Lucy: Did you vote?
Jonah: nah I’m not even registered

Lucy: you just sipping latte
Jonah: Nah I’m just big dick jonah

by hannahavana November 1, 2020

Jonathan

A Jonathan is very amazing and one of a kind. He is sometimes forgetful but he makes up for it. If you get this type of Jonathan you would be considered lucky. Jonathan's love has no ending and to him, you in his eyes are never wrong. He has a strong love for video games, dogs and Mustangs. When he has children he will love them always with lots of patience. A Jonathan is one individual that you want by your side forever. Once you fall for him, there is no turning back. This type is suited for Virgos. Together they will be for eternity.

Look at that Jonathan!!! He's such a great boyfriend/fiance!!
Jonathan is an awesome daddy!
Jonathan can play his PS3 all day!
You can tell how much Jonathan loves his Virgo....

by taradactyl June 12, 2012

Jonathan Castagna

A faget who goes to smithtown east and likes to suck penis. He sucks at everything he does, espaciallly mackin

That kid is such a Jonathan Castagna

by Nickk kkgkgkgkgkgk September 2, 2010

Jonah

he cool
he cool
he cool

He just cool
jonah

by Theeviltoenail May 23, 2019

Jonah

Jonah is the sweetest and most honest person you will ever meet. Even if he disappears over the rainbow, you’d better go looking for him. Jonah is funny and loves to joke around with his friends. He will never tell a lie and never cheat on anything, especially his girl. He is loyal to his girlfriend and loves her as much as the moon loves the stars.

Jonah is a friend that you’d love to call a brother. He is helpful and is never embarrassed by being himself! Jonah’s are sporty and creative, overall a great guy to be around.

If you get ahold of a Jonah in your life, don’t let him go!

Mary: “Man, look at that guy go! He looks so confident!”
Elenor: “Yeah, that’s Jonah! He’s the best!”

by Horsesandorcasforever October 7, 2018