Johndom

a nerve in your ass you use to squezzz with when your taking a bogus shit

jo h n dom (hhi"nnn}

by STEVO April 16, 2006

johndeeb

1. (v.) To connect two pieces of electronic equipment that previously were considered incompatible, usually in pursuit of some electro-orgasmic experience.

2. (n.) A soybean that glows in the dark, usually having hallucinogenic properties.

1. As in, "Look how he johndeebed that PSP to a car engine. That is one sick motherfucker."

2. As in, "Dude I ate too many johndeebs, I see flying rainbow monkeys."

by Mister Roboto July 16, 2008

Jowned

Being owned by embarrassment by a person named Joe, where the person is someone annoying or unpleasant to interact with. For further details, see the urban dictionary definition of owned.

I just got Jowned again! The fucked won't leave me alone!

by bladaksdkjds June 26, 2008

johndarius

A savage ass lil boy

Johndarius is a savage ass kid.
He also don't play about his money .

by Johndarius June 18, 2018

johnei

A former music maker (2007-2017) has been nominated with 4 music awards , has a lit , sad , funny and happy attitude , has a few fears but he's never worried about ' em and has a beautiful girlfriend he met on November 3rd , 2015

Johnei is awwsome

by my squads April 8, 2017

johnned

a british word for being high as fuck, noone knows who invented the meaning but it was first heard in kidderminster

me: i am so fucking johnned
friend: absoultely bludclart johnned mate

by johnned April 18, 2019

Prince John-ed

Wallet-raped, taxed to death. Refers to the character in Robin Hood, who "taxed the souls out of the people".

My cell phone is being Prince John-ed by AT+T.

by Falcondraco December 18, 2012