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I got jasoned yesterday at the bar and was kicked out.
by Alexman2 October 27, 2007
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Jason

A bombastic person that is awesome and cheerful. Is often misunderstood, and is cautious about everything he does, wishing not to leave others with a negative view. He might seem silent, but once you get to know him, you will find that he is very cheerful, humorous, and a happy go lucky kind of person.
Guy: Did you know that guy Jason is actually very Bombastic.
by Bombastical January 6, 2013
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Press X To Jason

A reference to Heavy Rain. At the intro, pressing X will cause the main character to shout for his son, Jason.
Guy 1: Hey, I'm playing Heavy Rain.
Guy 2: Isn't that the Press X To Jason game?
Guy 1: Yes
Both at the same time: JAAAAAAAASON!
by Commander Keen (funpolice) November 3, 2012
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Jason

•The name of Jason has given you sensitivity and appreciation for the finer and deeper things in life.

• You can enjoy reading, study, and contemplation about many different subjects.

• When your interests or curiosity are aroused, you work intensely at new undertakings, but your interests often wane when you encounter drudgery and monotony, with the result that you leave many things unfinished.

• Your name has taken you into many bitter experiences.

• The greatest lack in your life is stability and peace of mind.

• A peaceful and quiet environment, especially out in nature, is one of your greatest desires, but you are constantly taken into chaotic conditions.

• Because you have high ideals and are a principled person, you have been disillusioned and disappointed in people on many occasions and have experienced much aloneness.

•Although the name Jason creates an interest in the deeper aspects of life, we emphasize that it causes a restless intensity that defies relaxation.

•This name can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success.
Jason
by el Jason May 7, 2012
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Jason

The nicest sweetest guy in the world. Is very cute and totally hilarious. Has a great taste in music and will be a great boyfriend because he likes to talk not just hook up.
person1: He has good taste in music and is really funny!
person 2: dude he sounds like a jason!
by iluvjason December 7, 2010
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Jason

A totally amazing guy that cares about your every word. He tends to worry too much about you which is really sweet. He calls you beautiful instead of hot and he'll actually talk to you about your problems if no one else will. He actually cares about your feelings and fears. He tells you he loves you at least once a day. He is altogether a really great guy.
person 1: who was that guy i saw you with?
person 2: thats jason. hes totally awesome and i love him so much.
by JD'sGirl January 18, 2011
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Jason Newsted

Second bassist for the band, Metallica. The band recruited him in late 1986 after the tragic death of former legendary bass player, Cliff Burton. His first album with the band was the EP, Garage Days Revisited, but his first full studio album was ...And Justice For All.

Newsted pretty much got a bad wrap because he wasn't as good as Burton. If you really listen to his bass pieces, however, it's not hard to find that he is clearly among the best bass players in the world.

In 2000, Newsted left the band for what he claimed were personal injuries he sustained while touring with Metallica. He later admitted, however, that he wanted the band to take a break for one year while he worked on his side project, Echobrainand the other band members sorted out their personal lives. Frontman James Hetfield declined the proposition and Newsted stepped down as Metallica's bass player after 14 years. Following the release of their 8th studio album, St. Anger, the band selected Ozzy Osbourne's bassist, Rob Trujillo, to replace Newsted.

Unlike previous members, such as Dave Mustaine and Ron McGovney, Newsted does not hold hard feelings towards the band and remains close friends with each member.

As of 2007, Newsted is the bassist for the band, Supernova, in which a television series somewhat equivalent to American Idol selected the lead singer of the band.
Stupid Metallica Fan: Jason Newsted sucks! He isn't anywhere near as good as Cliff Burton was.

Intelligent Metallica Fan: No he doesn't. That's like saying Kirk Hammett sucks because he isn't as good as Hendrix.
by Ccjamp February 28, 2007
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