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Jett

Jett is the most sexy smexy hot guy in the world. He is so buff he can hold 10 of Brendan's mums (extremely heavy) and each muscle is the size of a whale testicle. He is a epic pro gamer and can beat any game within 69 seconds and is number 1 in every competition but chooses not to win because it is too easy for him. He is so cool that he invented sunglasses and backwards hat wearing. He is basically a god because made every single human on earth because he was being honest when he said he was with your mum on COD.
omg, their's jett, lets give him everything we own because he is so sexy.
by Jetason March 21, 2022
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Jett

Jett is a little piss ant
Hey Jett let’s play Minecraft

no you are a little boy to me stfu
by Bbcboyyy June 26, 2021
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Jett Sherwood

Jett’s a gamer who stays up all night playing Minecraft

HES really good at gaming and his hair looks sorta emo
“Omg did you see Jett’s Minecraft skills?”
“Yeah! He can speed run it in 69 seconds ;)”
“We should totally game with that Jett Sherwood guy!”
by Justapunkfangrrrl October 6, 2021
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Instalock Jett

A Valorant hard-stuck gold-plat player that instalocks the agent Jett within 0.001 seconds of agent selection. Through out the whole 25 round game, they manage to somehow have the K/D/A of 3/19/2. They usually are paired with a "pocket sage", and blames everyone but themselves.
Gecko: "This guy sucks!"
Reyna: "Yeah, well, its an Instalock Jett. Surely, they will suck."
by SLUDGEHAMMER6969 June 4, 2024
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Pathetic Jett

by #Jettslander March 15, 2022
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Shon and Jett

Quite literally the perfect duo. Both being the most hilarious people on earth, but as well as the most serious people in the right situations. You put these two together and they make a masterpiece.
“Is that Shon and Jett? Wow their so cool!”
by flyingtigerwing04 November 22, 2023
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Jett

A jewish guy with a fat monster penis. That loves mormon girls and will jerk off to gay porn
Jetts so fucking cool
by ZestyNuts November 19, 2025
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