Men named Jerus almost always physically resemble a baby giraffe. He gives great relationship advice, but it never changes the fact that he is an off brand red head(has no soul). Jerus is a jokester who loves being sarcastic (still no hoes).
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Where’s Jessica?
Oh I gave her the old Jerusalem Artichoke last night, so she’s pretty much out for the count today.
Oh I gave her the old Jerusalem Artichoke last night, so she’s pretty much out for the count today.
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A nickname for people who have dirty soles and heels, resembling those of people who lived in biblical times. Typically the result of walking in sandals all day and not washing off the excess filth afterwards.
Guy: Goddamn, my wife climbed into bed last night with dirt ass heels and toes looking like she had Jerusalem Feet.
Friend: Jerusalem Feet?
Guy: YEAH!, bitch looked like she'd been walking with Jesus and the apostles all day.
Friend: Jerusalem Feet?
Guy: YEAH!, bitch looked like she'd been walking with Jesus and the apostles all day.
by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin February 11, 2025
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“OHH IS THAT JERUSHIA YEAHHHHHHH!!!”
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