Jerusalem Skyline

A style of jewish nose that looks like the jerusalem skyline:
flat flat flat DOME OF THE ROCK flat flat flat

Me: damn look at that fine ass jew bitch

Other Kid: yeah shes pretty good cept for that Jerusalem Skyline she's got on her face piece

by WafflehouseXIX March 24, 2010

Jerkfag

A combination of the words 'jerk' and 'fag'. Often used to insult anyone in a situation where a minor insult is needed. Usually used to describe someone arrogant, rude, annoying, obnoxious, snobby or smug. Most commonly used to describe guys by girls.

Closely related to: Douchefag, Jerkbag, Dirtfag, etc.

Person 1: "Where were you?"
Person 2: "Looking for you! You ditched me, you jerkfag!"

by IOwnJerkfag July 19, 2010

Jerkabate

to be jerk while you masturbate

while talking on the phone, I jerkabated by calling this girl a bitch and pulling on my pork.

by vweeenuh schnitzel November 26, 2010

Jerusalem Fight

A fight in which the combatants get completely naked and the goal of the fight is to rip off the other persons penis.

"Joe and Matt had a jerusalem fight yesterday, now Matt will never have kids."

by tuckfard July 31, 2012

Jerkathon

jerking off for an extended period of time resulting in multiple orgasms. A marathon of jerking off.

I had some time alone so I had a Jerkathon.

by W.C. Feelds 66 November 3, 2015

Jerkapottamus

The biggest jerk on the planet...

Why are you such a jerkapottamus?

by Dancingwolf February 5, 2017

Jerkski

A type of multi-tasking which involves one person, man or woman, jacking off four guys at the same time, while they stand tip to tip, two on either side.

Variation 1: Choo-choo technique. Two dicks in your left hand (tip to tip) and two dicks in your right hand (tip to tip). Right and left hands articulating as a locomotive. Also known as Quattro-Loco.

Variation 2: Downhill. Both hands move simultaneously in an upward to downward motion, like a downhill skier.

Variation 3: Uphill. Both hands move simultaneously in a downward to upward motion, like a backwards skier.

Other variations left to your imagination.

HOLY JERKSKI! Last night, Lisa jerksiied those guys she met at the bar. She went totally Quattro-Loco.

by Dr. Thunder 69 October 5, 2018