Instead of writing a David Hasselhoff sexual position definition, the 15 year old virgin decided to just go jerk off instead.
by Pointer of the Obvious August 25, 2008
Get the Go Jerk Off mug.Making a 'jerking off' motion with one's hand to express disgust, disinterest or disbelief, while simulatenously rolling one's eyes. Similar to concept of playing air guitar.
by Liz's mom January 21, 2009
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1.) When a group of males sit in a circle, jerking each other off.
2.) *NOT* when a group of males stand in a circle to jerk off onto a cookie or anything of the sort. That retarded frat game is called "Limp Biscuit"... which kind of indirectly explains why the band of the same namesake is so fucking horrible.
3.) When a bunch of blowhards - usually politicians - get together for a debate but usually end up agreeing with each other's viewpoints to the point of redundancy, stroking each other's egos as if they were extensions of their genitals (ergo, the mastubatory insinuation). Basically, it's what happens when the choir preaches to itself.
4.) A game on MXC that's based on sumo wrestling. Beware the Green Teabagger.
2.) *NOT* when a group of males stand in a circle to jerk off onto a cookie or anything of the sort. That retarded frat game is called "Limp Biscuit"... which kind of indirectly explains why the band of the same namesake is so fucking horrible.
3.) When a bunch of blowhards - usually politicians - get together for a debate but usually end up agreeing with each other's viewpoints to the point of redundancy, stroking each other's egos as if they were extensions of their genitals (ergo, the mastubatory insinuation). Basically, it's what happens when the choir preaches to itself.
4.) A game on MXC that's based on sumo wrestling. Beware the Green Teabagger.
by Ninja Disaster July 8, 2004
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Jerk: Oh yeah, I Jerk Johnsoned the shit out of her... ugh ugh ugh. (In the style of Will Ferrel in Wedding Crashers)
Jerk: Oh yeah, I Jerk Johnsoned the shit out of her... ugh ugh ugh. (In the style of Will Ferrel in Wedding Crashers)
by Big Swish October 4, 2008
Get the Jerk Johnson mug.When a group of rednecks back their straight piped, tuned diesel pickup trucks (usually cummins) up next to each other, put them in neutral and rev the engines. This usually causes them all to spew black smoke. The rednecks then roll down the windows and yell at each other and cheer.
Darrel, Billy Bob and Charles Ray all take their old cummins out and roll coal in that field behind my house. They have themselves a redneck circle jerk.
by nickl7878 May 3, 2012
Get the Redneck Circle Jerk mug.The space between two parked cars which is just small enough to not fit your car. This space is left by someone with the wherewithal to neither pull up nor back up a little bit in order for your car to fit snugly next to the curb.
Variation: Dick Space
Variation: Dick Space
"Yo, Jessica, I wanted to park in front of your shitty, rundown apartment but this asshole left jerk space behind your neighbor's car. Fuck that shit. I'm leaving"
by venomconfection July 20, 2009
Get the Jerk Space mug.1.) Your man. Or, your friend.
2.) Often times someone you "back" or "represent".
3.) This can also be you, referring to yourself in the 3rd person.
4.) This term can also be used in a derogatory sense, but in a sarcastic and often humorous way.
2.) Often times someone you "back" or "represent".
3.) This can also be you, referring to yourself in the 3rd person.
4.) This term can also be used in a derogatory sense, but in a sarcastic and often humorous way.
"Holler at Jerboi. He's the one bringing over the beers."
"I'm not sure Jerboi is handling his shit these days. I seen him maxing on some serious ho-ology at the bar last night"
"Jerboi is blowing it."
"Get at Jerboi, I told you I was feeling you already girl"
"I'm not sure Jerboi is handling his shit these days. I seen him maxing on some serious ho-ology at the bar last night"
"Jerboi is blowing it."
"Get at Jerboi, I told you I was feeling you already girl"
by typoscura April 18, 2010
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