Jera

She is the most beautiful and amazing gurl you will ever meet. She has the best laugh and is the first person to make everyone around her laugh. She is not only an amazing friend but she is an amazing GIRLFRIEND she will never do anything to hurt you. A lot of people want to date her so if you get a chance keep her. She may seem wild at first but she is very caring and will be there no matter what.💕💕

Omg I’m dating a Jera

by ummyeaitstrue November 19, 2019

Purp Jerk

The Act of squeezing your testicles so hard they turn purple and then yankin your shaft until ejaculation.

Person 1: hey did you know Alex B purp jerks

Person 2: yeah hes such a purp jerker
Alex B: guys please stop I dont do that

by WillPretzel October 16, 2023

Jerk Off Bud

A "Jerk off bud" or "jerk off buddy" is a male associate (can be a friend or just a connection) whose primary connection is to get together and mutually masturbate with. This is not a relationship, gay or lover, just two (or more) normal guys who have regular meetings to jerk-off together and then go about their day, usually not to be spoken of outside the "group jerk" or "circle jerk". Optional "helping hands", watching porn, encouraging the others to edge longer, go twice, or shoot cum further can be involved, but not essential. Generally the person hosting the event provides the porn, lube, towels and tissues if needed.

"I met a new guy at the gym, turns out he's my new jerk off bud in the steam room".
"Hey Billy, I got some new porn, want to be my new jerk off buddy and watch it with me? We can hang out at my place".
"I always have a few jerk-off buds who are willing to rub one out with me in a circle-jerk anytime and the wife is cool with it".

by JO Bud August 1, 2021

That's gold, Jerry!

A quote by the character Kenny Bania from the television series, Seinfield.

It is used to describe a statement full of perceived value or greatness.

It is best used when referring to something that is funny.

Similar to the phrase: "That's classic."

Jerry: "Why do they call it Ovaltine? The mug is round. The jar is round. They should call it Roundtine."

Kenny: "That's gold, Jerry! Gold."

by jahroy June 14, 2013

Jerkoff Elbow

A tennis elbow type condition caused by excessive, frantic masturbation while viewing porn or frantic, fast masturbation caused by lack of privacy (in dorm room, in men's room at work, etc). Once the condition sets in on one arm, the jerker often switches to the other, to rest the arm which is suffering.

The porn jerker thought that the ice pack might ease his jerkoff elbow pain.

by sarasplayroom.com July 21, 2009

Jermare Harrison

Uprising teen "celebrity", obsessed with being famous and would do anything to make sure his face is in and stays in the spotlight. Not categorized as a socialite because of his ambitions for acting, possibly singing, and writing. Also obsessed with social media sites like twitter, he runs an a successful tumblr account, and started vlogging on youtube.

I watched one of Jermare Harrison's vlogs and became obsessed, I checked out his tumblr and twitter and fell in love.

by Celebs August 13, 2014

Jeric

He is a very loving person and very fun to talk to. He is the type of person to make you laugh. He loves playing sports and being active on the dance floor. He will always motivate and support you. He has got your back till the end. Overall if you have a Jeric in your life, be very thankful for the opportunity to meet him.

Dude, see that guy over there, he is just like a Jeric.

by C1R3J February 12, 2019