Having a roommate sucks, and thus the Jamestown Jellyfish is a pleasurable way to leave a vengeful treat for your unsuspecting roommate. All you need is a shower and your hand. When your roommate won't leave the house, but you have the desire to rub one out, get in the shower, jerk off, and blow a load in the floor of the shower. Immediately shut off the water so the jellyfish does not disappear down the drain. The next time your roommate goes to take a shower he/she will find your special marmalade lurking in the tub.
Dude, I need to jerk off and my roommate won't leave, so I went into the shower and left a Jamestown Jellyfish for him on the shower floor. He stepped in my gelatin the next day--that will fix his wagon!
a dude masturbating in the shower; the semen fallen to the water soaked floor look like little jellyfish swimmin' around.
"I was dropping jellyfish so much last night my bathroom is its own underwater ecosystem."
most obvious when water level is at least an inch, and your face happens to be down close enough to the floor.. also exemplified by liquid soap squirted into a basin of water.
most obvious when water level is at least an inch, and your face happens to be down close enough to the floor.. also exemplified by liquid soap squirted into a basin of water.
by gabilanwings November 11, 2008
To have ADHD, ADD or any other form of not being able to pay attention. Someone so distracted that the most random, unimportant thing could occur and they'd go AFK.
*Conversation happening*
"What do you think, Mark?"
*Silence*
Kane: Oh, he went brb jellyfish.
*Two hours later*
Mark: I'm back guise, I have cheesey chicken
"What do you think, Mark?"
*Silence*
Kane: Oh, he went brb jellyfish.
*Two hours later*
Mark: I'm back guise, I have cheesey chicken
by StephanieQ January 23, 2009
A delightful mixture of cocaine and semen, and the pleasure of ejaculating into your cocaine before you snort it.
by MALS-11 RyanX September 29, 2009
Holy shit dude, my mom almost walked in on me spanking the jellyfish!
Turn the fucking fan on! I can hear you spanking the jellyfish!
Turn the fucking fan on! I can hear you spanking the jellyfish!
by CR24 September 01, 2009
by Cpt. Long shlong August 10, 2010
The ignorance of people that don’t know what the highbeam light on the dash of their car is, resulting in blinding oncoming traffic.
Passenger: Dude turn your highbeams off there’s other people on the road!
Driver: I didn’t know the jellyfish launcher meant my highbeams were on...
Driver: I didn’t know the jellyfish launcher meant my highbeams were on...
by Captain Mortality April 02, 2021