Jacoby

Total Douchebag that no one likes. Will go out with a girl and be a total asshat to her bestfriend. Breaks promises. Says they will try harder and try less.

Jacoby: I promise to tell her best friend before I break up with her.

*breaks up*

Bestfriend: What. The . Hell.

by IRantForFun October 22, 2011

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Jakob Math

The unkown act of incorrectly adding numbers or rules, to your advantage.

Usually related to Role PLaying Games.

Bob finds three rules for his RPG, all of which add +2 to a skill for his Character. Bob is very happy with his new found power.
However, he failed to read that more than one of these rules cannot be given to a singal character.

4+4=16

by Bob Smith February 13, 2004

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Jakob

Jakobs are rather mysterious creatures with a rather mysterious and distinct smell. If you come across a Jakob who has recently drank V8 or eaten peanuts, prepare for odorization.

"You smell like a total Jakob."

"Watch out, he smells like a Jakob."

by poopadoopadoo December 7, 2011

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Jakob The Liar

A movie based in Poland WWII, starring actor Robin Williams as Jakob. He overheard the BBC on the German Officer's radio that the Russians are coming to their aid. He tell his friends the good news but lies about owning a radio. He was then caught and asked to denouce the radio, but he refused to and was executed in front of the whole town. The town's folk was then packed into a train bound to the concentration camps but was soon intercepted by the Russians.

Now Jakob The Liar is used for a person who sincerely lies just to give everyone hope.

Katrina Victim 1: Maybe we can all catch a movie, something to cheer us up.
Katrina Victim 2: Hey! Stop Jakob The Liar.
Katrina Victim 1: Never heard of shadow play?!

by Fat Rabbit July 24, 2006

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