life jacker

Something or somone that prevents you from having a social life.

Guy 1: Man, ever since I started playing basketball for the high school team I've haven't done anything but eat sleep and play ball.

Guy 2: Yep sometimes sports can be life jackers.

by QMILLZ21 July 16, 2009

Status Jacker

One who constantly comments on another's statuses, with the sole intention of ruining the purpose of said status

Dude, He's such a status jacker, he ruined every one of my statuses!

by hacklife March 5, 2011

Grocery Line Jacker

The person at the back of a long grocery line who jumps in front of everyone as a new check out lane is opened up.

Dude, he's only been waiting for like one minute. I can't believe he just jumped into that new lane.

He's a total grocery line jacker. It's not a race, buddy.

by Shumado June 7, 2011

Smiley Jacker

One who observes the usage of cool smileys by their friends, and finds it necessary to duplicate said smiley in many different situations(however unfitting or inappropriate the smiley may be in that instance).

Craig: Hey Diana, whats going on!? I'm soo happy today! xD
Diana: Not much, Not much just about to go to work. Good for you pal.

Two Days Later:

Diana: Hey Cindy XD I think I might have an alcohol problem, help me?
Cindy: Omg Diana, that's one of Craig's signature smiley faces! Jesus stop being such a "Smiley Jacker"

by spme November 23, 2009

jackle crackle

some one who steals crack but sucks at it {always getting cought stealing the crack}

Hey Johnny, your brother is a jackle crackle almost stole 300 dollars worth.

by Dan Scritchy January 27, 2007

Car Jacker

The defining word of a person whom steals the significant other from someone else only so the "car Jacker" can be with the person whom was stolen. Find a person whom you, the car jacker, want to be with, then procced to "steal" that person from the one whom they are already engaged in a relationship with, causing them to break up and then moving in to build a relationship with the person the car jacker choose to steal.

That duche bag Chris is such a car jacker, he stole my girl right out of my arms!!

by The infamous car jacker Dave February 26, 2010

Jacklegg, Jacklegged

Jacklegg - A person or a thing that is always screwing up.

1."Dude,you a freakin jacklegg".
2."Your car is broke again? It's a jacklegg".

by Webmaster Ed/Zamona.com March 8, 2005