bi-jacking

(v.) To pose as bi-sexual to another who you are attracted to so you appear kinky instead of plain, boring, homely or nerdy. The intent is to place the girl-girl, or, less often, the boy-boy image in the others' mind, and to be more seductive. Bi-jacking can be used to seem to be interested in kinkiness such as a threeway or orgy scenario.

I knew she/he was bi-jacking me when she/he admitted that they had never been with someone of the same sex, but just thought about it once in a while. She/he bi-jacked him/her.

by quipu72 February 5, 2009

caught jacking off

When you doing your daily jerk at night and your mom or dad walks in and catches ya.

Jake: (slap) (slap) (SLAP)

Dad: Hey son, could I....What the F**k !!?!!!!!

by x9 May 13, 2005

pussy jacking

A mutual masturbation technique where the girl mounts the guy and jacks off his cock against her pussy using her own natural juices for lubrication.

Pussy jacking my cock got her so wet that she soaked through right to the bed!

Although my girlfriend won't let me fuck her, she likes pussy jacking me off to feel me cum against her clit.

Um, would you mind shaving before pussy jacking me? Your hairy bush rubs my cock raw!

by Revoe February 1, 2009

jacking off

when a guy rubs his big throbbing cock cuz he can't put it in my pussy cuz i am too busy rubbing it to notice him

by sexybabe August 21, 2003

jacking off

Giving the 'Private' a dishonorable discharge.

Battling the Cyclops. (Or.. how to kill a Tennessee eel.)

by Private P. Nuss August 16, 2004

pencil jockeying

when an overpaid lawyer deliberately manipulates paperwork so that a client is dismissed of his/her charges and walks away from a situation that they were guilty of.

Can you believe all the pencil jockeying that goes on in the american judicial system today?

by Mickey Darling August 4, 2009

Wife Jacking

This is when your best friend and your wife run off together, or vise versa. Times have changed though and this is no longer a "vigilante" issue. Suck it up folks, adults can date who they want, married or otherwise. This is also known as spouse jacking or hustband jacking; variations include Spouse Burglary, Wife Burglary and Husband Burglary. It's a specific form of cheating or having an affair.

I heard Jen and Cray are splitting up.
Yeah, turns out Jay was Wife Jacking for months!

by Dimmesdale August 29, 2013