by Diego Blunt August 10, 2003
Get the mad ismmug. Metaism is a critical theory which can be generally applied to art, literature, and philosophy. First used primarily by young, self-ascribed intellectuals in the early 1990's, it remains the only theory to attempt to combine historical, cosmological, authorial, readerly, inter- and subtextual analysis techniques.
feminism and other -isms fail only in that as critical discourses they are incomplete; meta-ism describes the totality of human experience, and is by it's own metality capable of critiquing itself. In that way, it is also error correcting, at least until error itself becomes obsolete.
"That's so deeply meta!"
"That's so deeply meta!"
by JefftheWise June 19, 2016
Get the meta-ismmug. my goofy boss who combines what he is trying to say with what he is thinking and it all comes out of his mouth in a jumbled mess
hey, got take care of that stuff i told you to go do about the other stuff when you are done finished snacking lunch.
by jr December 11, 2004
Get the chat-ismmug. An informational exchange during which one person takes him/herself much too seriously -- much like David Caruso's character "Horatio" on CSI:Miami. Caruso-isms are typically demonstrated by taking off one's sunglasses and pointing chin upwards while furrowing brow, inserting inane pauses and taking oneself too seriously when describing certain situations.
Example 1: David Caruso stumbles into a mafia-party-gone-bad and finds several women murdered. "I think....(pause)....I think... (sunglass lift, chin tilt, beams of sunlight hit his face) we have a murder on our hands." This Caruso-ism is typically followed-up with background burst of The Who's "We Won't Get Fooled Again".
Example 2: Annoying, overly-dramatic colleague stumbles over to the office vending machine only to find that the Mounds Bars have not been restocked. He/she commits a Caruso-ism by completely overreacting and thinking they are the only ones able to solve this mystery. "I think....I think....the Mounds have been accosted by some coconut-loving mafia lynchmen. Only I can find these villains and make the world a better place". (Followed by "We Won't Get Fooled Again" lead-in)
Example 2: Annoying, overly-dramatic colleague stumbles over to the office vending machine only to find that the Mounds Bars have not been restocked. He/she commits a Caruso-ism by completely overreacting and thinking they are the only ones able to solve this mystery. "I think....I think....the Mounds have been accosted by some coconut-loving mafia lynchmen. Only I can find these villains and make the world a better place". (Followed by "We Won't Get Fooled Again" lead-in)
by panda foxfire March 29, 2009
Get the Caruso-ismmug. A process through which the most beautiful and divine music in the omniverse may be created. Developed in the 21st century by Shaggy, Daddy Yankee, and Luis Fonsi. Despacito-ism requires an obscene quantity of sacrifices to Shaggy the creator of the omniverse. All hail Shaggy.
PERSON 1, A FOOL: "Despacito-ism isn't worth it! There is too much loss of human life and not enough reward!"
PERSON 2, AN ENLIGHTENED INTELECTUAL AND DILIGENT THEOLOGIST: "Shut the Shaggy up and get on the altar! All hail Shaggy!!!"
PERSON 2, AN ENLIGHTENED INTELECTUAL AND DILIGENT THEOLOGIST: "Shut the Shaggy up and get on the altar! All hail Shaggy!!!"
by CenkUygur6969 February 6, 2019
Get the Despacito-ismmug. Hinata-ism is a religion where we praise our baby crow hinata because he is the most precious thing ever
You should join hinata-ism
by Weeb_ss November 4, 2020
Get the hinata-ismmug. the third largest religion in the UK
a silly religion created by max fosh
the holy land for silly-sim is: Silly, Belgium
a silly religion created by max fosh
the holy land for silly-sim is: Silly, Belgium
person 1: "oi i converted to silly-ism the other day"
person 2: "what a silly billy you are"
person 1: "i know right"
person 2: "what a silly billy you are"
person 1: "i know right"
by cryinghla November 13, 2022
Get the silly-ismmug.