Iraqi Handjob

A solo sexual act performed in a blackhawk helicopter, from a gunners position, while in Iraq.

In a Blackhawk, the Co-Pilot side gunners seat gets all the down draft from the blades. Making it often times the less desirable position to ride in. However, you can adjust your left leg just right to make the down draft work across the fabric of your pants leg in a flapping or slapping motion. If you get hard and slide it down that leg, it's known as an "Iraqi Handjob".
"Bro, why do you ways ride Co-Pilot?"
"Oh, man, I'm over here getting an Iraqi Handjob"
"A WHAT!"
"Trade me spots, get hard and slide it down the left side, now adjust your leeeeg, yup right abou"
"Oh my gawd it's working .... This is actually nice!"
😘👉👉
by PathfinderDan February 17, 2024
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Iraqi Massage

1. Joe's price of admission into a cult.
2. Andrew's second income.
I'll take another Iraqi Massage please. Its lonely and I need to get the sand out of my peen
by BackwardsRetard April 13, 2023
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Iraqi ballerina

An Iraqi who has been hit with a .50 cal BMG , and they pirouette...as in spin around
Wow did you just see that Iraqi ballerina, he should not have shot at me
by dhunttanker123 October 18, 2021
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Iraqi Backdoor

After Toby Keith's concert, he got in a little bit of Iraqi backdoor before he donkey-punched your mom.
by Loopos October 05, 2010
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Iraqi Eviction Notice

1. Any shotgun used by the US Military (i.e. M1014, Mossberg M500 Series, M26 MASS or Knight's Armament Company Masterkey) that is used for door breaching, and subsequentially room clearing in Urban Environments

2. A large sledgehammer/battering ram/APC that is capable of knocking down doors or gates in order for infantry to gain access to said building.
SSgt: "Private Daniels, what you got there?"
Pvt Daniels: "New M26 MASS, Staff Sergeant. Thing is an Iraqi Eviction Notice."
*laughing*
by GiganticFatCat October 21, 2019
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Iraqi Butt Disease

Severe Diarrhea that can also come with extreme nausea, shivers, and fatigue.
My buddy can't come tonight he's got that Iraqi butt disease.
by Joseph Beef December 29, 2017
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Iraqi Toboggan

While performing anal penetration, as he/she is sliding down your member, and you are in the process of ejaculating, she/he farts, but you ride it out while yelling “Allah Akbar!!!”
Dude, that Iraqi Toboggan won me the gold last night!
by Eric Donovan December 15, 2020
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