Index

To be radical or amazing. May also refer to a person understanding gen z lingo as in knowing the index.

The stars were index last night.
He’s so index.

by Mr Index August 22, 2025

Cage Index

A unit of measurement for how big of a fuckboi a guy is. It is measured by the number of Nicolas Cage memes are sent in response to gross or inappropriate messages or images before they stop responding.

This guy that was messing with me was gross. He was a 6 on the Cage Index.

by kevinchong January 12, 2017

Stasis index

A measure of unmerited popularity of a new band. It is defined by the following formula:

# of fans * # of tee-shirts sold / (# of shows played * # of songs recorded)

The greater the Stasis Index, the greater the unmerited popularity. It is named after the technical melodic post-indie-core progressive rock band Stasis, from Boxford , MA, whose Stasis index is undefined.

"Yo dude, you hear about this band Stasis?"
"Yeah bro, I tried to calculate its Stasis Index but my paper burst into flames!"

by redfish November 5, 2012

Waffle house index

A scale created by FEMA used to determine how bad a situation is.

Green: Normal day, serves regular menu

Yellow: Using the generator/limited food supply, serves the limited menu

Red: YOUR ONLY CHANCE IS TO FUCKING PRAY (Things are bad, Waffle House is closed)

"Hey man things are really getting bad out there"

"Is it really? The waffle house index will determine that"

by free cheese June 1, 2023

Hater Index

A measurement of hatred average among hateful beings.
AKA (HI)

Jill went and got a job, an extremely lucrative job through hustling and using connections. Jack, knowing this and didn't say a word, but everyone around could see his Hater Index rising. Friday Afternoon shit literally hit the fan, when Jill smiled smugly in Jack's direction with her boxes. Long story short, Jack had a stroke and is now on disability. Peace be with him.

by c-hat-e December 26, 2012

Index Cleanser

This is when you grab a bar of soap/bodywash and you get your index finger all soapy so you can stick it up your asshole to keep it fresh and clean.

I need to have an Index Cleanser before I get pegged tonight.

by karunyan69 December 19, 2024

Rebalancing Index

Rebalancing in crypto refers to portfolio and expectation ratio.

When it becomes 1:1 you're rebalanced, your portfolio reaches a state of equilibrium.

Some important rebalancing indexers are as follows:

10:1 Rebalance: Euphoria

1:1 Rebalance: Unrealistic
1:10 Rebalance: Should've taken Profits

"aah im rebalancing"
"one man said to the other man why the fuck are you questioning my rebalance"
"just a minor dip, my airdrops will rebalance my portfolio"
"my rebalance is not rebalancing anymore" - often used during market crashes
"my rebalancing index is finally 1:1"

by ooharu June 25, 2024