Shred Index

The quantifiable calculation of the amount of gnar that can be shredded by ones board and/or ski.

Bro you're a boarder therefore your shred index is far lower.
Dawg, with skid Ive got two edges so I have twice the shred index.

by Sean2017 February 22, 2015

McKinley-Sugar Index

A method for decision making in parties of 2 or more that maximizes the enjoyment for the collective party.

The McKinley-Sugar Index utilizes a simple -10 to 10 scale that each party member is asked to assign a value between -10 to 10 to. For each individual, an answer of -10 indicates maximum negation and an answer of +10 indicates maximum affirmation. The resulting sum of all responses is used to decide on the topic at hand.

Jason: How does everyone feel on the McKinley-Sugar Index about pizza tonight?

Sam: I'm a 3

John: I'm a 7
Laura: I'm a -5

Jason: Great, I'm a -1 on pizza, so our sum is 4. Looks like we're getting pizza tonight!

by luiswu January 15, 2024

Cage Index

A unit of measurement for how big of a fuckboi a guy is. It is measured by the number of Nicolas Cage memes are sent in response to gross or inappropriate messages or images before they stop responding.

This guy that was messing with me was gross. He was a 6 on the Cage Index.

by kevinchong January 12, 2017

pro index

In favour of indexing

Rather than an unordered list opt for pro index.

by Hercolena Oliver December 30, 2008

Fartapeutic index

-(noun)-with ref to sugar-alcohol-based artificial sweeteners; The difference in quantity between enough to result in the proband's uncontrolled production of foghorn-volumed flatulence, and the quantity which results in his making fizzy gravy.

Fartapeutic index of erythritol-high; FI of maltitol- dangerously low. Empirical data re the latter are published within the Amazon customer reviews of "sugar free jelly bears", the conclusion of the most authoritative of which reads "Jesus, my poor ringpiece".

by Azenath69 February 15, 2022

Waffle house index

A scale created by FEMA used to determine how bad a situation is.

Green: Normal day, serves regular menu

Yellow: Using the generator/limited food supply, serves the limited menu

Red: YOUR ONLY CHANCE IS TO FUCKING PRAY (Things are bad, Waffle House is closed)

"Hey man things are really getting bad out there"

"Is it really? The waffle house index will determine that"

by free cheese June 1, 2023

index on

To "index on" something is to emphasize it or weight it.
To "over-index on" something is to over-emphasize it.
To "be over-indexed" is to be over-represented.

"Moreover, African Americans, Asians and Hispanics were all over-indexed on PBS's online platforms" (2013)
"Pepsi's loyal consumers 'over-indexed' on the desire to make the most out of every moment" (2015)
"I am already over-indexed on risky investments" (2016)
"...the overwhelming majority of our public attention is showered on a minuscule minority of humans. We are exceedingly over-indexed on our stars." (2020)
"People often index on skill when they are looking to hire" (2019)

by egregio April 12, 2022