Definitions by kevinchong

Cage Index 

A unit of measurement for how big of a fuckboi a guy is. It is measured by the number of Nicolas Cage memes are sent in response to gross or inappropriate messages or images before they stop responding.

This guy that was messing with me was gross. He was a 6 on the Cage Index.

Cage Index by kevinchong January 12, 2017

Suek 

An unusually tall Asian who is sophomore-at-large. He is hilarious, many times awkward, acts gangsta, and thinks he is a boss.

Oh, isn't that Suek hilarious!?!

Suek by kevinchong October 7, 2010