movement in the tube

Slang for needing to defecate or poop. Usually used when the urge is especially urgent.

Charlie: "Dude. Why is you're face so red???!!?
Noah: "Man, I had Japanese for dinner and there's definitely movement in the tube."

by Uncle Buck, Tennessee September 03, 2018

Torpedo tube

Slang for vagina, typically used by members of the USMC

"where were you born?"
"a torpedo tube"

by shithead mcpee July 27, 2020

tube packed

Getting ones vagina stuffed with a meaty dick

Girl I was so horn dog last night I basically begged to get my tube packed

by Cuzcuzinfo November 05, 2015

Tube Jockey

A person who controls the You Tube channel when a small group are gathered around one home computer by choosing different songs and videos for the group to watch/listen to.

Hey, you are the best tube jockey I know!
Who is up next-up to tube Jockey?
Let me serve as tube jockey for you guys

by supermangoman September 05, 2009

the hollow tubes

A brass or woodwind instrument. Can alternatively be used as the plural form as well.

"Ayo wanna hang later?"
"Sorry brosky, I gotta play with the hollow tubes."

by jockerty April 04, 2019

tubing

A good way to hurt yourself on the lake or in the bedroom. Must I say more?......

I hurt all over from tubing!

by funkybirds June 17, 2006

Mob Tube

A genre made up of fan boys of the mafia. A place where men with a tiny penis hang out because they have no real life. Mob tube is place where people gathered so they can get manipulated and scammed by the fat bald Sicilian.

Mob tube is full of fan boys who are also rat lovers

by Carlos Muniz the yt stalker November 26, 2021