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ideal ass law

A law of physics stating the size of one's ass is inversely proportional to size of her tits.
Guy 1: "Bro did you see the size of her boobs on that picture?"

Guy 2: "Yea but according to the ideal ass law, that size had to come from somewhere"
by Onandonandomnom December 7, 2021
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Original ideas

What people dont have anymore in this dictionary
Man, I dont have any original ideas ...
by Pseudohacker February 26, 2021
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half-baked idea

1.an idea which is barely thought out.

2. an idea which sounds good, before one works out the intricacies.

3. a idea chosen for humor rather than feasibility.

Created by Bill Simmons
Jim: We should create... heroin bars!
Jack: Have you thought that through? How would it work?

Jim: I guess we would model them on hookah lounges. I don't know, it's a half-baked idea!
by Jonathan1989303 January 8, 2014
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i squeezed out the baby, yet i have no idea who the father is

"Have you heard the song I Squeezed Out The Baby, Yet I Have No Idea Who The Father Is?"
"IN COLLEGE I SPENT ALL MY DAYS-"
by Professional Jotaro Simp April 20, 2021
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Idealess

To lack thought. To not have an idea.
"You're toe looks like the one from Shallow Hal"
"I WAS GOING TO SAY THAT! But you already took it.. Let me think of a better way to explain your toe. *thinks* I am idealess."
by JAIM3 November 9, 2006
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idegi

My roommate opens the window when the air conditioner is on. idegi
by ikateyou May 4, 2011
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identified patient

Psychology term describing an individual, usually a child or teen, in a dysfunctional family who:

1) Gets scapegoated and blamed for a family's problems
2) Has emotional problems that are not a mental illness, but a normal response to the stress of dealing with an unhealthy family in denial
3) Blows the whistle on a dysfunctional family's problems

Phrase originated because family therapists recognized that the child "identified" as the patient is not necessarily the one who is sick.
1) John is dropping out of school and doing drugs and his parents want him institutionalized, but it turns out his mother is an abusive alcoholic and his father is chronically absent. John is the identified patient.

2) Becky is extremely depressed and fearful. She accuses her father, correctly, of molestation, but the parents deny it and accuse Becky of being sick for reasons that have nothing to do with them. Becky is the identified patient.
by Tigereyes August 23, 2006
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