bitch hike

Verb; To constantly bums rides off friends. This can be due to a mumber of reasons including but not limited to a lack of liscense, lack of a car, or suspended liscense.

Lucas, go bitch hike someone else today, the cost of gas has been through the roof lately.

by michael scott wants the fleece June 11, 2009

hikek

1. Thief
2. Liar

1. I like to steal from people then sell it on ebay!
2. Then I lie and say I got booted for no reason! But in fact I stole lots of stuff!

by hikek-sucks October 2, 2003

hitch hiker

when you fart and it travels uo your crack and pops out the top of the anus or the oppisite direction going up next to your testicles.

wow that fart sounded funny mike was that a hitch hiker oh yeah right next to the nuts.

by kevon December 21, 2002

Lift Hiker

A person who walks into an elevator, presses the floor they require then obliviously stands in front of the buttons so no other patrons may press the button they require.

stu: excuse me could you kindly step aside so that i may press the button?

Lift Hiker: oh sorry i didnt realise,

stu: Thats quite alright, (under breath) stupid lift hiker!

by stu hix September 7, 2007

Kate Hikes

An antisemitic troll name which switches the "K" and "H" in the offensive sentence "Hate Kikes". This is commonly used in online trolling communities to offend the Jewish community.

Person 1: Hey, this person named Kate Hikes joined our discord server. Who the fuck is this?
Person 2: Oh, they're just trolling. They hate Jews.

by MrMrSb90210 October 6, 2022

Hitch-Hiker

also see stranger A hitch-hiker is where you make your hand go numb and masturbate. Similar to a stranger but done in a car.

I couldn't wait to get home to give myself a starnger, so I decided to give my self a hitch-hiker.

by Big Mac March 8, 2005

Hike the Football

v: when one is masturbating on the toilet, once one is about to finish, they stand up, bend over real fast and finish in the toilet, similar to a football player snapping the football

Billy: If you’re that bored, just go hike the football!

Paul: It’s too late, the play was already run!

by The Zachilles February 28, 2018