not gana ride a hover board

Pussy

If you don't ride a hover board you are a pussy
IE not gana ride a hover board means that you are a pussy

by Johnjohnnyjohnson May 3, 2018

The Hover

A truly remarkable feat of concentration and resonance, which has an effect of levitation a few feet above the attic, when 3 or more people join hands and produce the frequency that cannot be heard. A competent ground crew is recommended, particularly if one or more people in the group cannot be trusted to maintain absolute focus, in the face of seemingly insurmountable odds, to simply produce the specific frequency, and to conceal the position of the participants high above the attic, ideally in the lower stratosphere, if the harmonic resonance approaches the upper limits of sonic viability, without causing shockwaves.

The Hover would have worked , if Gahrsten VanVöchenstein listened to the experienced hovers, and stayed as part of the ground crew, so that Broccoli Rob would be unaware of the altitude we had achieved.

by ellsworthtoohey May 3, 2018

Hover Board

1. A Segway that you can drive by balancing on to wheels with a sensitive pad on it.
2. A transportable bomb.

How are you going to use the Hover Board to rob a bank?
(explodes)

by honeyberry205 January 3, 2017

Standing, hovering spread-eagle

When you enter a public ladies' washroom so nasty (urine on the floor immediately in front of the toilet, and you don't know what's crawling on the toilet seat) that you have to stand with your feet shoulder-width or farther apart (avoiding the urine puddle), drop your breeches and skivvies (pants/underwear), and hover-squat over the throne to pee. Woman readers will understand what I'm talking about.

I needed to pee, so I went into the public washroom. No word of a lie, someone forgot to flush the toilet in the first stall I came to. Someone peed on the floor in front of the toilet in the second stall I went into, so I had to do a standing, hovering spread-eagle to pee, so I didn't have to step in the urine. Uggghhh!!!

by chrisssy226 October 24, 2019

Hover Floving

the acts of "liking" a large number of someone's photos, statuses, and posts on the social network, Facebook.

Hover floving is usually as performed by a mother who misses her daughter or a desperate ex-lover hoping to rekindle a romance. The number of likes is subjective, but less than 10 is looked down upon. More than 100 is legendary.

Hover floving is like stalking, but a good thing.

by Rachel's Mom September 12, 2013

hoverating

What you do when you do not want to sit on the toilet but absolutely need to use the toilet.

That place was so bod I was hoverating in the gas station restroom.

by mgbplt July 23, 2011

Hover Bomb

Basically, its when you shit in a bowl without your asscheeks making contact with the bowl because it looks dirty or its in a grimey spot, like the subway. You're ass must hover over the bowl to take said shit.

There was piss all over the seat so I had to drop a hover bomb.

by PureRaw December 9, 2011