chocolate hotpocket

The moment when a lover poos into their partner's vagina.

"Hey Geoff, how was sex with Tami last night?"
"Keith, it was dirty as f*ck, she asked me to give her a Chocolate Hotpocket!"
"I don't know how to respond to that, Geoff."

by WetTrumpPanko March 25, 2023

Hotpocket

A group of sexually attractive people. Mostly used when referring to 6-10 people.

Look! there’s the hotpocket!

by Handleuseke November 17, 2023

Cherry Hotpocket

A sexual act in which you overdose on viagra. Causing your dick to explode, while inside of a girl.

Damn, I lost my dick because I cherry hot pocketed my girl.

I can’t wait to Cherry Hotpocket🤤

by Prof. Weedslayer69 December 1, 2022

Alabama Hotpocket

When you insert a pepperoni stick into the anal cavity while accompanied by a mozzerella cheese stick in the vagina while the female is in her period and then wait 40 minutes or until melted.

I lived off of Alabama Hotpockets in college.

by Wombatwoman October 19, 2019

hotpocketing

when your rockerboy input dumps a hot load in you and then your rockergirl output eats you out

That threesome was intense last night. We hotpocketed twice!

Johnny fucking loves hotpocketing. He's lucky we put up with it.

by sabrina pemberton August 3, 2021

Julian Hotpocket

Similar to an Alabama Hotpocket but for pregnant women.

Alabama Hotpocket: Defecating in a woman's vagina and eating her out.

Julian Hotpocket: Defecating in a pregnant woman's vagina and eating her out.

I gave this pregnant chick a Julian Hotpocket.

by Phillip Kelly September 5, 2022

Kentucky Hotpocket

When someone (usually a male) buys 7 lawnmowers and realizes he can't use them all, so he burns them in a fire pit

Tom - Justin, what happened in to your lawn?
Justin - Man, I had a Kentucky hotpocket last night.

by rossypossy April 8, 2022