hooker sausage
A Hooker Sausage is when a whore is so skanky and worn that her vagina has prolapsed into a sausage like organ
hooker sausage by Your Alcoholic Stepdad June 27, 2017
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hooker hoops
Large gold or gold plated hoop earrings worn by a female chavor chavette.
Usually large enough to be mistaken for a parrot perch, hooker hoops are sold in Argos etc and form part of the overall chav bling. They are often accompanied by heavy gold chains, rings on every finger and piercings on every fleshy body part.
Worn together, the overall impression is designed to make the wearer look as though they charge for sex*. The main difference is that the sheer size of these earrings means that they would be highly impractical for a genuine sex-worker to wear.
* Chav 'currency' being cheap alcohol, cigarettes, bling and car parts nicked from Halfords, rather than legal tender.
Usually large enough to be mistaken for a parrot perch, hooker hoops are sold in Argos etc and form part of the overall chav bling. They are often accompanied by heavy gold chains, rings on every finger and piercings on every fleshy body part.
Worn together, the overall impression is designed to make the wearer look as though they charge for sex*. The main difference is that the sheer size of these earrings means that they would be highly impractical for a genuine sex-worker to wear.
* Chav 'currency' being cheap alcohol, cigarettes, bling and car parts nicked from Halfords, rather than legal tender.
hooker hoops by Lady S August 15, 2007
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hooker boots
Large, often black, leather or pleather boots with large heels. They generally extend to or above the knee.
Fake hooker boots can be contructed via the use of black, heeled leather/pleather shoes and matching tube socks.
Fake hooker boots can be contructed via the use of black, heeled leather/pleather shoes and matching tube socks.
hooker boots by Komodo December 19, 2003
Hooker Hikers
Hooker Hikers by spielhorst May 29, 2010
hooker bag
the trash bag you keep in your trunk to put the hooker in after you kill her because you realized how ashamed you are of yourself for doing things with her
hooker bag by hooker killer 1976 November 16, 2016
Hooker Boobs
real high, nipples to the sky; used by Nene Leakes from Real Housewives of Atlanta to describe her boobs after she had them lifted
Hooker Boobs by MeredithM November 12, 2010
hooker sex
hooker sex by Rizzzle November 16, 2006