Holstered too quickly

Term used for when you are taking a fat piss and you put your cock back in your pants while it's still dribbling

Guy 1:"Dude I just holstered too quickly now my boxers are soaked!!!"
Guy 2:"Can I suck em dry?"
Guy 1:"Thanks bro, really looking out for me"

by Bussy.Boy July 26, 2022

Housten Donham

A hard g, Housten Donham is the slayest baddie baka bestie in town. He is so fire yass.

Bro!!! You’re so fire!!! You’re like a Housten Donham!!!

by jud._.e September 14, 2022

Housten

Housten is the coolest guy around. He is a true baddie bestie of the group chat and is so yass. A true hard “g”. Nobody is as cool as a Housten.

OMG HOUSTEN? WOLF IS MY FAVORITE GUY!!!

by jud._.e September 19, 2022

Holster Hugger

Wannabe Cops. People that want to be best friends with anyone in a law enforcement uniform.

That person wants to be a cop so bad, but they are just a holster hugger.

by anonymous October 28, 2022

Cack holster

Similar to the term cock holster, but used on friendly terms when you're talkin shit to a buddy. Usually used when drunk/drinking.

Hey, Ty, how bout you shut yer fuckin cack holster, eh?

by SDkid May 15, 2008

Mexican Holster

Using the waistband of one's pants in lieu of a holster to carry a handgun. Also referred to as "junk carry."

That jackass spent how much on a gun and skimped on a $15 holster? He's gonna blow his junk off using a Mexican Holster.

by fizux September 17, 2015

Cock holster

A one size fits all Orpheus that allows ones dick to be parked for an unlimited period of time.

Richard yells to his girlfriend to quit running her cock holster.

by Shellbell333 February 12, 2018