heiselman

The most hottest guy in the world who cares so much about everyone. He knows how to make his girl happy and keep her happy.

Damn that's a heiselman.

by Whenistartedballingiwasyoung September 11, 2016

Heistand

The German way of spelling Hiestand

Look at that Heistand! That is one weird person

by skullbro1 March 17, 2019

Heisting

The act of committing a heist

"You guys ready for the heist?"
"Yeah man, we be heisting tonight!"

by Wonder-Gaye November 25, 2019

heisman trophy

The heisman trophy is awarded to any man that gets rejected by multiple women in a night. It is called the heisman because that’s the pose a woman makes when pushing away from the awardee’s advances.

Damn, John sure did earn the heisman trophy tonight. He got shot down by 12 chics tonight.

by The mike smith December 29, 2020

hemisected

A term created by Mike Wozniak on Taskmaster, to describe someone cut in half through the waist.

Did you hear about Mike? He got hemisected, poor bloke!

by Lilithh2333 March 28, 2021

heisenphasser

A German insult, usually for somebody who's stupid or owes money/other item

Get back here, you heisenphasser! Throws schnitzel

by EvanKnish December 7, 2021

Helismus

A cult for the famous ❤Helena❤. There is not a single person out there who is more beautiful, supporting or loving in the whole universe! People who follow this living legend are blessed with prettiness, knowledge and the abilty to help everybody through though times.

Why are they so nice to me, are they making fun of me?

No my uneducated friend, they are just a member of the Helismus!

by Saivor Flo April 11, 2022