I put witch hazel on to have my cut heal faster so people won't know that I cut myself.
I went to buy witch hazel but then I got busted & sent to jail.
I went to buy witch hazel but then I got busted & sent to jail.
by asfghjkl; O: November 06, 2007
by 1-2 crush on you December 24, 2007
Where everything else fails and you’ve been kicked out of every other school. You go to hazel glen to do drugs and make your reputation worse.
I’ve been kicked out of whittlesea secondary college and now I want to do drugs and smoke with my friends at Hazel glen
by Dicks.E.Normus September 10, 2019
Present Chair of the British Labour party, or perhaps more accurately DAUGHTER OF SATAN! Overt fascist, will probably defect to the BNP if she doesn't get to be DPM (which she won't... or I shall emigrate) Either that or she'll get Robert Mugabe to leave his wife and they'll elope to somewhere in the bible belt.
Whose that coming out of Tricky Dickys? -Why it's Hazel Blears! -She probably goes there Tuesday nights too (and makes it past security)...
Hazel had a dilemma: The background colouring on her pol-pot poster didn't go next to Idi Amin, but she couldn't fit it in her 'Hitler Shrine'. The bust of Dick Cheney took up far too much room...
Hazel had a dilemma: The background colouring on her pol-pot poster didn't go next to Idi Amin, but she couldn't fit it in her 'Hitler Shrine'. The bust of Dick Cheney took up far too much room...
by Person??? March 04, 2007
"Pull your jeans up, your doing a hazel"
"Hazels doing a hazel, i think she should pull her jeans up"
"Hazels doing a hazel, i think she should pull her jeans up"
by esther and jessica April 13, 2005
A word that describes the flabby part of a stomach covering the nether regions.
Also a word to describe the fat but no one will no
Also a word to describe the fat but no one will no
by Shaunie91:) September 13, 2018
My husband... a (used to be cool) black guy, who now nags andhas NEVER cleaned house... EVER. UNLESS he was really wanting YOU to clean the house or was in some way, feeling extremely inadequate and/or trying to recoup 'good wife' points. Whatev...
Oh look...... there's black Hazel, with his swiffer dusting the blinds and the TV in his black mid-calf socks, boxers. and knee length navy cotton blue robe. Wow... that's SO not hot.
OR
Wow... dude, you nag AND clean, just like Hazel in that old sitcom, cept she was white, female and had red hair.
OR
Wow... dude, you nag AND clean, just like Hazel in that old sitcom, cept she was white, female and had red hair.
by whosdatgurl December 30, 2011