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Hawking

The act of following someone leaving a store at a slow pace while in a car in the hopes of finding a parking spot.
While doing countless loops looking for a parking spot, you spy someone leaving the store. By timing their rate of walk and direction you slowly follow in the hopes of obtaining their parking spot while praying they do not cross between cars into the other aisle where three other cars are slowly hawking the same person.
by Toasted Onion November 26, 2007
mugGet the Hawkingmug.

Hawk

the crazy psycho that likes to blow things up with explosives, and pich Uruk-hai and orc's asses.
by meep? October 8, 2003
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hawk em

The act of chasing someone down with a gun and ending them like in pop smokes song
Big .38 go hawk em”
by Ash2Cruel January 18, 2020
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hawking a loogie

hacking a loogie hauking a loogie loogie
When thinking of all the AGW pseudoscience swallowed by the GAC (Global Alarmist Church ... pronounced as G-A-C-K-K-K-K !!! with a gutteral ending as if you have a throat clogged with nasty phlegm and you are "hawking a loogie") you get an overwhelming involuntary reflex to spit on the nearest climatologist).
by Eppypotamus January 20, 2019
mugGet the hawking a loogiemug.

Tony Hawk

The 1st famous skateboarder; he achieved the 900 & toured for many years. His son Riley Hawk skateboards too. There's video games of him & his skateboarding!
When Tony Hawk came to town on tour, it was So Thrilling to get the opportunity to see him & his skills in person! Bam Margera of Jackass fame was there too!
by Starchylde May 28, 2016
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paddle hawk

when gaming, to watch your opponent choose their play, and then choose your play accordingly.
Man, the only reason you beat me in Madden is because you paddle hawked all game.
by truche June 21, 2011
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homo-hawk

Alternate name for a faux-hawk as it's often sported by gay guys.
Jerry's been rockin' a homo-hawk for a few too many years now. Time to change it up.

Maurice: Geez, there's way more guys sporting faux-hawks in the gay village!
Claman: Yeah, they call 'em homo-hawks.
by ocius1 May 14, 2009
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