purple hatchet

When a Man is wearing a purple condom and slaps his penis in between the ass cheeks getting ready to stick his penis into the anus.

He purple hatchet's his girlfriend every time before anal sex.

by gianthulk1 August 20, 2017

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hatchet steak

An 8 oz dollar steak served at a strip club extra rare.

I knew it was that time of the month when mike walked in and ordered the hatchet steak, he chose the crab appetizer which was half off

by Presto62 December 11, 2019

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A hatchet is someone who makes a mess of things or says and makes dumb decisions on several different occasions

McKenna: *spills his drink everywhere”
Neeson: “Jesus Mckenna you are a hatchet hahahaha”

by Fulltimehasher October 18, 2021

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A euphemism for Sex

Most commonly used by bearded woodsmen and Mountain folk.

It’s been some time since I’ve gotten some Sap on the Hatchet.

I’m going to town tonight to get some Sap on the Hatchet.

by Dick Reude April 8, 2025

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A gorilla that has been whipped on the back many times and is very angry so it looks like you hit it with a hatchet.

Wow, that is one angry hatchet-back gorilla.

Yeah man.

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