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Hashtagging

The most efficient way for two women to pee in the same toilet. One woman sits on the toilet while the second woman sits on the first at a 90 degree angle, forming a hashtag or pound sign.

Also known as female sword fights.
Karen: I have to pee.
Lisa: Me too but there’s only one toilet available.

Karen and Lisa: Hashtagging it is! (as they high-five)
by Smooth Taint March 7, 2019
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original hashtag

A term used when reminiscing about the good ole days about smoking hash and how the new generation don't know shit about what life used to be like.
These kids using these hashtags on the interweb, we had the original hashtags when the blades would slip apart and hashtag our damn faces.
by Xplosv February 21, 2018
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Hashtages

People who overuse hashtags in everything they post.
Geez, I can't stand the hashtages in this thread. Just post something without hashtags for once.
by slodub March 3, 2020
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hashtag rage

When someone expresses their distaste all over your social media, regarding a hashtag you have used which they disagree upon. Usually used by someone trying to show off their brainpower, except that they end up looking like a douchebag.
Example posted on instagram "#foodporn, #cloudporn, why is everything porn these days? Why not just #lifeporn and be done with it?? What happens when we get to #pornporn??" Why is my friend saying these things about my photo?

"Man, he's just expressing his hashtag rage".
by moth13 December 28, 2013
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Hashtag

To hashtag somebody means to brutally hurt, injure, and kill somebody, and then deny everything and pretend to be deaf, blind, and stupid to ignore everyone who shouts against you.
Verb/Transitive
The Islamic Republic of Iran's regime hashtagged Mahsa Amini by killing her due to infringing mandatory hijab regulations on September 13th 2022.
by Roy Diggerman September 18, 2022
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hashtag abuser

Usually for bitches who just want attention, but a hashtag abuser is someone who uses way to many hashtags than needed in their Twitter, instagram, tumblr, or Facebook
Girl: "JESSICA PUT 50 HASHTAGS ON HER STATUS!"
boy: "Ugh she is such a hashtag abuser."
girl: "And a bitch."
by Photography for life August 4, 2014
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