Headphonezy

A dank mofo who sounds like a girl but is actually a guy and confuses my genitals.

Damn. That dude is one headphonezy of a person ya fell?

by Daddy_Baka September 14, 2016

Headphone Scotty

When you wear headphones to not have to deal with certain situations or to ignore others.

So where is your son? He is in his room being a headphone Scotty .

by JokeMeOff November 24, 2016

Headphones

Those things you always forget in school

"Crap I forgot those things that go in your ears!"
"You mean headphones?"
"Yeah those."

by Headphones earphones ear thing February 15, 2017

headphone activist

someone who is always wearing headphones 24/7.

"You miles your sucha headphone activist, do you ever thake those earbudes out?"

by Abstract March 24, 2017

Headphone Headbanger

Someone who listens to loud/heavy/violent/extreme/etc music, but is forced to listen through headphones due to circumstance.

Guy one: Man, I love Metallica, but I have to listen with headphones because my mom hates it.

Guy two: I guess that makes you a Headphone Headbanger.

by awesome6241 September 28, 2017

Headphone Savage

A person who do savage things while wearing headphones like smoking weed and flexing with guns

Yo he a headphone savage cause he doing wat savage does

by Amorion January 26, 2018

headphones excuse

Refers to your wearing a personal music-device that uses a headset of some sort, and then "blaming it on that" whenever someone complains that you appear to be ignoring him, when of course in reality you actually heard what he said just fine because **the headphones weren't even playing at the time**, but you were merely practicing "selective deafness" because you didn't happen to like what he had to say, and so you did not wish to respond to and/or be affected by whatever he was telling you.

The headphones excuse can also be "used in reverse" in instances where you are being compelled to be present during a speech, lecture, tirade, etc., and you cannot bear to listen to said boring/controversial/voluminous b**ls**t for even a few seconds... what you do, therefore, is clip on your headphone-based music-device that's hidden inside an outer plastic cabinet that you have boldly labelled, "personal amplified listening device", so that the speaker and anyone else present will think that you are just wanting to ensure that you'll be clearly hearing every single word that the self-important gabber is saying, when in reality you are using the headphones to DROWN HIM OUT so that you won't either need a straitjacket or commit mass-homicide halfway through said extended monologue. It's a vital accessory if you're being "drugged as a child" because your parents "drug you to church".

by QuacksO September 10, 2018