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HairyRope

A fag that loves to hit on asians, and loves to make love to any guy that is a foreigner. Beware if you encounter a hairyrope then pull out a picture of a asian to scare it away, they are mostly found in the colder regions of Oregon because there hairyropes (A.K.A. dildos) keep them warm.
Dakota: Oh hey petey whats up
Petey: Nothin much
Hairyrope: Rawrrr!
Dakota: oh nooooooooo....
Petey: Get out a picture of Alax! that will scare him away!
by Wiggles614 May 2, 2010
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Happy Tug

The art of receiving a tugjob/handjob in the corner of a populated room. In most cases, both individuals are intoxicated and do not recall the act. Bystanders at the party either watch and laugh or become disgusted and disperse
Did you see that dude at the party last night? He was gettin a happy tug over in the corner of the kitchen!
by SquirrelSatchel June 1, 2011
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Happy Jungle

Happy jungle takes the term "happy trail" to a whole new level. Someone who has a happy jungle has a large amount of hair leading from their pubic area up to their navel. There is an abundance of hair rather than a simple trail.
Alexa- I just love sexy guys with a little happy trail ;)

Adam- Damn...I have a happy jungle...do I still meet the requirements? ;)

Alexa- Sorry bro, I'm not into that much hair!
by Cheerio147 September 19, 2011
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hairy hoof

An extremely large and visible camel toe that looks like it runs from the asshole to the belly button, this is exagerated by offensively tight trousers whilst sitting in an unlady like manner!!!
Whoa tie down the edibles here comes simo wi they leggings again that hairy hoofs goni eat us oot o hoose n hame!!
by methilmings November 24, 2011
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happy filter

The act of rolling a roach as if you were for a spliff and then either tearing or cutting it in half so that it is the same size as a filter.
"Yo can you roll me a roach g" "yeah man no king sized papers though so I'll cut you a happy filter"
by Alezis October 17, 2017
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Hapoysapoy

To be both happy and sad about something, except you mispelled happy as 'hapoy' and then just rolled with it.

Scholars argue over the root of '-sapoy'. Some theories are that '-sapoy' is derived from:
1. The English word 'sad', making hapoysapoy a derivation of happy-sad.
2. A sappy kind of happiness, the kind you find in old cartoons when little cartoon hearts float above character's heads.
3. A sepoy kind of happiness - where you're happy-sad but you have to suck it up and keep marching forward, like a sepoy or soldier.
Bhuti is hapoysapoy that Kc is going to Paris -- glad that he's moving on to bigger and better things and sad because she will miss him.
by Covalentbond August 6, 2018
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happy turd

When someone is so excited that they involuntarily drop a turd.
I knew he was insanely happy with our decision when he dropped a happy turd!
by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2019
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