mexican handbomb

when you crap youre pants, roll it up in a ball then throw it at someone.

me: That bitch michelle threw a mexican handbomb at jaime yesterday.

my friend: what the fuck she is fucked in the head

by (sic) maggot 666 October 25, 2006

Grammar Nazi Handbook

Another word for a dictionary, often used by inexperienced Grammar Nazis who haven't already memorized the damn thing.

random guy: Hey dude, just because I don't know how to spell illiturut doesn't mean i'm stupid

Novice Grammar Nazi: HOW THE HELL COULD YOU MISSPELL ILLIT-...er......hang on let me check me check my Grammar Nazi Handbook for a second...ILLITERATE!?!? HOW THE FUCK COULD YOU NOT GET THAT RIGHT DUMBASS?!??

random guy: what the fuck.....

by Akrylik September 1, 2009

european handball

the greatest sport of all time, played with great intensity and played to win.
only the great survive this battle on the court, and it takes some balls to survive this game.

theres a basket involved, and a goal where you throw the ball just to throw it at the goalie. yeaaah, whats better?
don't forget to take three really big steps during your dribbles!

"wow, look at that kid go! he can play european handball like a pro!"

by OysterBay HighSchool November 20, 2007

handbag bisexual

When a lesbian dates a female bisexual, not as a legitamite partner, but as an accessory.

Oh they won't stay together, she's just a handbag bisexual

by rotothexy January 30, 2012

Handbomber

Refers to a girl who will stop at nothing to get pregnant... derived from the act of said girl "handbombing" a load of semen into herself, despite where the man intended to deposit it.

"Fuck handbombers, carefully"
"Dude, you don't wanna date that chick, she's a handbomber!"
"What? She stopped taking birth control? Man you're banging a hand bomber!"

by uhhhhh_me August 25, 2012

handbone

the ultimate way to show your excellence through violent actions of slapping yourself in different rhythms

You think you are the alpha, let’s handbone to show your worthiness.

by theultimatebeastmaster March 22, 2020

Halfbeat

A bare minimum parent, typically a father who is inconsistent with visiting and/or financially supporting their children. A halfbeat parent is distinguished from a deadbeat, who does absolutely nothing for their children. Halfbeats are usually celebrated for at least being somewhat present in their children's lives.

Jeff is a prime example of a halfbeat. Although he occasionally visits his children, he dodges paying child support like a plague, working under the table and pretending to be broke.

by RaiseThemBetter July 14, 2020