banana hammock

A male version of the thong. Name derived from the idea of a hammock holding a person in contrast is much similar to a thong holding a huge chode.
A: "this banana hammock is chafing my ass cheeks"
B: "yea they do that, you will get used to it, dont take it off or your boyfriend cannar will break up with you"
by NaimLes October 18, 2006
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shit hammock

shitting on a piece of saran wrap and hanging it across an empty doorway for someone unsuspecting to walk into.
David walked straight into my shit hammock
by Fuktupkid July 02, 2008
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banana hammock

I have to lose the winter tire, so my banana hammock still fits.
by speedolover March 03, 2004
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ass hammock

When your cat lays on your thighs and uses your ass as a pillow and takes a nap.
"Dude, I don't want to freak you out, but yer cat used you as an ass hammock last night."
by Sir HIIMX August 26, 2009
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pussy hammock

Another name for a pantie liner. (with or without wings.)
Yo woman! your dam pussy hammock are stuck to the inside of the cloths dryer again!
If you washed and re-used them, say about six times you would save oodles of money!!
by big-dick-brit October 01, 2006
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garlic hammock

(n). The female equivalent to the onion bridge. Otherwise know as biffins bridge or perenium.
After 6 days of walking and camping, Vic's garlic hammock was in desperate need of more than a wet wipe wash.
by Bein6rough July 09, 2023
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Idaho Hammock

When you take a dump in an empty packet of chips and swing it around, before you throw it at someone.
Just be quiet Joe, otherwise I'll take your chips and give you a good Idaho Hammock!
by September 28, 2021
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