Hampden-Sydney

If you wanted to go to a Southern school, but Duke and U.Va weren't for you because they've enrolled too many "coloreds," and, besides, you had a 670 combined SAT and 1.9 GPA from a random Virginia day school, you're headed to Hampden-Sydney. There, you and a group of like-minded Abercrombie & Fitch-sporting retards can whittle away four years drinking, listening to Creedence, banging skanks from Sweetbriar, drinking, and pretending that the South won the War of Northern Aggression. You can also pretend that the fact that you're wearing a cowrie shell necklace under J. Crew flannels makes you rebellious, that the fact that you're wearing a "Fighting Cocks" baseball cap makes you witty, and that the fact that you attended HSC will make you a useful and productive member of society. If you don't ever want to face the fact that the world expands Westward of the mighty Mississippi and northward of the Mason Dixon line, HSC is a great place to start putting your head in the sand and your thumb up your ass.

Speaks for itself, don't it?

by Theo February 2, 2005

hampden charter school of science

A psychopathic prison that prides itself on its academic excellence. The inmates see it as a noun uncoordinated show of confusion.

Today I went to Hampden Charter School of Science.

by DBZFan239 November 15, 2017

hamizee

A type of person who love others more than himself. He appreciate others and love to see his love one smile. His family is first priority. He strong, patient and tough. But he a bit clumsy, when he got problem, he need someone to consule him so that the choice he made is right. He intellingent and hardworking. He funny and alway bring positive vibe with people surrounding him. Someone he love must been verg lucky.

Ali : you know hamizee?
Hendra : yes, he always lucky
Ali : scr888 in his hand

by Beloved flower14 April 23, 2018

Haidera

A Haidera is a like a butterfly, sexy looking, but hard to find. Usually Haidera’s are sexually active and are also one of the best looking. Once you know them you won’t forget them

Girl1: that guy is so good looking

Girl2: It’s a Haidera, obviously

by !!!Afroman!!! February 13, 2018

Hamiel

A Hamiel (otherwise known as Ham) is a specimen who aspires to be a subtle polygamist. They appear to be in a relationship with their actual girlfriend, yet have 2-3 other girls on the line. These girls are called "Meche Sluts" and some popular names among them are Cam and Emma. Hamiels will also become enraged if a group engages in a battle with the Ender Dragon when Hamiel is not present. Hamiel will pout for 3-4 business days before the pouting period is completed.

Nick: "Dude, quit talking to my girlfriend. You're being a total Hamiel."

by Ham Mesh March 30, 2020

hamirez

A fortnite hamster introduced in the Season 7 Battle Pass which was available for 950 vbucks

Hamirez is the best hamster

by HamiSIMP October 7, 2020

Haider A.

This specific Haider is one of the sexiest and most intelligent guys you’ll ever meet. The first thing you’d notice are his big brown eyes and sandwich-sized abs that burst through his shirt. When you see him walk down the street you would immediately think of quitting your job and staring at him for a living. Haider likes to dominate in video games (and in real life *cough*). Legend has it Haider has successfully scammed 3729289 RL players into earning unreasonable profit. He lives on Mount Olympus and eats clouds to stay healthy. Don’t ask me why. Haider has so many friends but his best friend would probably be some super cool dude named Cameron or smth idk. Never doubt Haider. Never underestimate Haider. He is here to take your heart. And your wife. Stay safe Amigos. And as the legendary Haider would always say, “ Who needs protection when you have Haider”.
“WTFFFFF THATS HAIDER?!!! I NEED TO DATE HIM SO BADLY URGH”

I’m quitting by job to work for Haider A. I want him to dominate me.

by bleachin November 22, 2021