Grinch Shits

When you eat something with too much green pigment in it and your fecal matter comes out green. May or may not also be hairy.

Friend:"Yo you wanna try some of this guacamole?"
You:"Nah man last time I ate that I got da grinch shits"

Child:"What happened to all of the christmas presents?!"
You:"Well I had mad grinch shits last night, so it probably came back and stole christmas."

by Turhamkey March 16, 2013

Granch

Something considered to be disgusting. Often particularly something that has a bad smell.

Oh do you smell that? It's so granch.

by Zbisk November 5, 2022

sex grinch

A person withholding sex from a deserving recipient.

Girl: Not tonight, I'm tired and *insert other excuses*
Guy: You're such a sex grinch.

by FlamingGuts March 15, 2010

one inch grinch

a very small peepee

dude: suck my big cock
girl: what the fuck dats a one inch grinch

by emi March 13, 2004

gruncle

Another way of saying "Great Uncle" (your grandparent's sibling)

Gruncle is coming over for dinner tomorrow, I hear he knows how to steal noses.

by LolitaAlvarez2 February 4, 2009

grinch vision

To be high on marijuana. A term coming along on the westside. The feeling you get when high on some type of marijuana, your face and cheek bones feel like they are raised to the sky! Almost like resembling the Grinch. Once you look in the mirror though, your face is normal and you expected to see something very different.

Man we smoked mersh, but still got grinch vision! I love those highs.

by Gracen May 2, 2007

ghunch

The small area between the balls and the penis, not to be confused with the area between the balls and the asshole (the gooch)

dude, my ghunch smells like blue cheese

by Braden O February 3, 2008