geoff rowley

one of the best skateboarders there is, hailing all the way from liverpool, england, he is tough as nails

geoff rowley just did a boardslide down that 30 stair!

by wouldnt you like to know December 29, 2003

goff

1. Anyone who isn't a moronic, racist, squalor dwelling wanker in the middle of Blackbyrd Leys counil estate Oxford.

2. Anyone who's hair is over half an inch long.

"'Ere mate, your wearing a dark blue jumper...GOFFIC!!!"

by ozzyface January 22, 2004

goff

word used by townies or genral idiots, directed at anyone who wears anything black, or anything for that matter without a slogan stamped across it.

<a few alternatives are walking down a street, pass a crew of townies on the corner, go round the corner, then a few hundren meters on....>
Townie drone #1: FUKKIN' GOFFS

by chaz April 29, 2004

Geoff

Etymological studies lead to believe this was a Celtic derivation in nowadays Holland. It translates roughly as either a state of grandiose magnificence or one who is God of everything and has a heart of oak.

Man, I feel so Geoff

This guy's a real Geoff

by Roger Moore Jr. October 7, 2005

geoffmaster

more intense version of the term "jeffmaster"
a jeffmaster to the highest degree

dude that was the dumbest fuckin thing you could've done you are the world's biggest geoffmaster

by G Smith 24 July 12, 2007

Graffiti in my car port

The act of pulling out at the point of no return and inadvertently spraying over a ladies vagina or a mans anus. A method often known more commonly as "withdrawal"

Sarah - "Tom dont aim for my face, Graffiti in my car port"
Tom - "Ok"

"dude, was with a game hottie last night but had no rubbers, so I Graffitied in her car port"

by stinky scotsman May 28, 2009

Greg Goffin'

The act of using fist pumps, excessive yelling or meaningless, made up stories to motivate a team or a group of people. You must speak with a loud authorative voice and all the while have your audience discreatly laughing at your actions. Greg Goffs are often the head or captain of a team. It is not hard to "Greg Goff", all it takes is an enthusiastic attitude and an attentive audience. Now get to Goffin'!

James: Ha hey man did you hear our coach today? He is such a clown!

Tom: Haha yea man, he is always Greg Goffin'.

by Greg's Team December 30, 2011